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This Dog Is The Cutest, Roundest Pup And We Can Prove It Mathematically

Japanese dog groomer Yoriko Hamachiyo has mastered the craft of transforming her dogs into walking pieces of mathematical perfection.

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This is one of Yoriko's flawless pups, whose fur has been fluffed and groomed to absolute perfection.

Tadatoshi Dose/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

This pup's fluff forms a mathematically perfect circle, a stunning accomplishment previously unachieved by mankind.

Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamchiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en
Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamchiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en
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Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamchiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

We ran some tests, and our analysis shows that this doggo is off the charts on the cuteness meter. Far beyond the normal measurements.

Alex Zakon/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

If we do some further calculations, we can see that even when seated, this fluffy pup retains ideal ratios.

Alex Zakon/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

A side view reveals that this pupper fits precisely into the Golden Ratio.

Alex Zakon/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

We crunched the numbers and came up with this equation.

Alicia Herber/ Tadatoshi Dose/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

After running some simulations, we've discovered this floofer might be the key to perpetual motion.

Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

If we look back at Leonardo Davinci's notebooks, we see he actually predicted this specimen of perfection with his sketch, "The Vetruvian Floof".

Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

Here we can see the superb roundness of this flufferoo in action.

Alex Zakon/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

We also discovered that this floofy-floof has unparalleled aerodynamic properties.

Alex Zakon/ Tadatoshi Dose/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

Now that we have access to this impeccable pupper, the mysteries of the world start becoming more solvable. For example, now we know what crop circles were trying to communicate.

Alex Zakon/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

Potato Vision: On!

Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en
Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en
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Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

So clearly we've proven beyond a doubt that this is the cutest, most perfectly round pup in existence. If you'd like to see more, make sure to follow Yoriko on Instagram.

Alicia Herber/ Yoriko Hamachiyo / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/yorikokoro/?hl=en

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