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    Stop What You're Doing And Watch These Abercrombie Models Lip Sync To "The Fox" Right Now

    You'll thank me once the video is over.

    "What does the fox say?" This male model has no clue whatsoever. He doesn't even know why he's here.

    Note: as you'd expect from an A&F video, all the female models wear outlandish animal costumes and/or makeup.

    The male models — they're shirtless. And, even by A&F standards, extra ripped. None of the guys have to dress like elephants.

    This GIF is disconcertingly arousing.

    This is such a Karen Smith moment I don't even know.

    And you have to admire this model's commitment to hitting the high note.

    Pro: abs. Con: elephant suit.

    OMG WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

    How long do you think it took for these hotties to perfect the dance moves?

    Their hand gestures are on point.

    Note: here is the fox.

    Enjoy the video in full here.

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    Sadly though, the Abercrombie version cuts off just before the part with the old guy in a rocking chair.

    Because that scene has "Mike Jeffries cameo" written all over it.

    And here's the original, just for reference.

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    So when this song is inevitably part of next year's Eurovision Song Contest, A&F models must make up the requisite crew of back up dancers. I'm excited already.

    Anyway bye I need to go splash cold water on my face now.