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17 More Snarky Quotes From Fashion Show Reviews

Bad puns, "evil queens" and my favorite new adjective. I might not be wearing these clothes next spring, but I certainly will be saying "ass-paralyzing."

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Just like it was back in Milan, menswear fashion shows often leave critics grasping at straws. Here's how they're making their reviews good fun:

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4. Raf Simons

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Cathy Horyn for the New York Times. And, listen, I don't mean to be crass but if a 16-year-old boy tells you he's on his computer late at night to look at fashion shows, well then he's lying.

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None of this had commercial potential beyond the costume department of some strange homoerotic cabaret version of On the Town.

9. John Galliano

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Normally when fashion people discuss their "fountain of youth" it's because they want to keep their new surgeon's details on the down low. Writing for NowFashion, however, Lily Templeton gives the phrase a new direction.

10. Ann Demeulemeester

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And, continuing to follow Lily Templeton's lead, we need to consider how pigeons feel about more fashion shows, quite frankly. If they're pooping, they're not convinced.

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