Camilla wore a simple housedress for her tour, perhaps assuming she'd pick up some couture freebies along the way. Chris Jackson / Getty Images (After all, Kate Middleton would.) Here's a Dior designer creating some oversize couture nipple pasties. They're not for Camilla. Chris Jackson / Getty Images Oh look, here's Camilla laughing at the nipple pasties. "Ha ha ha, fashion." Chris Jackson / Getty Images This lovely pale lime creation isn't for her either. Chris Jackson / Getty Images Advertisement Nor this lovely pleated something or other. Chris Jackson / Getty Images And nope, not this artfully tailored couture bodice-in-progress. None for you, Duchess Camilla. Chris Jackson / Getty Images "Wait a crown-wearing second. What do you mean one doesn't get any new clothes?" Chris Jackson / Getty Images "My husband is going to be King one day and he'd just love the excuse to invade France again, I'll have you know." "Listen Ralph, you seem like a nice enough Frenchie but this just won't do." Chris Jackson / Getty Images Advertisement It's Raf. And I'm Belgian." Getty / Chris Jackson "Whatever Raffles: French, Belgian, Icelandic... it all blurs together when one plans to rule Europe entirely. Now, about my couture." Getty / Chris Jackson "..." Chris Jackson / Getty Images Dior CEO Sidney Toledano steps in. "Wait, Stanley, this is the best you have to offer?" Chris Jackson / Getty Images "I think I'll keep my nightie on after all, thank you very much. In fact, I'm beginning to wish I just stayed in bed." Advertisement "I wouldn't even wish this upon my least favorite maids." Chris Jackson / Getty Images "Well, yes I would actually. Back at the palace we do love a good laugh at the commoners' expense." Post-Dior, Camilla goes for a stroll with French Ambassador Sir Peter Ricketts. Getty / Chris Jackson "It's all gone downhill since that blasted revolution, hasn't it? I tell you, Charles and I couldn't even watch Les Miserables and we both love Hugh Jackman." Unrelated, but here's a lovely picture of Camilla enjoying some salami in a Parsian market. Pool / Getty Images French butchers were a lot more prepared to share their wares with the Duchess, you see. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!