2. Everyone loves Mad Libs.
The pair perform a specially-written script for photographer Peter Lindbergh’s camera — and it’s a serious affair, full of film noir-style stage directions and breathlessly overwrought dialogue. No fun at all, basically. So let’s lighten it up with some Mad Libs, then. Here’s our best efforts:
8. Now, please craft your own. Be nice to Hiddleston.
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