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36 Crazy Illogical Tan Lines

Courtesy of the new swimwear designs shown at Miami Swim Week They're fun, but your tan would look like a half-finished patchwork quilt — or worse.

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3. And lots of one pieces designed to leave a tanned midsection that looks like an arrow pointing at your crotch. Classy! Not to mention terribly unflattering for most.

6. And yet more bikini bottom crotch arrows, which would result in zebra striped hips.

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At least there's no risk of the strings coming untied. From the Aquarella Swimwear show.

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28. And then there's this, for those wanting a tanline mid-breast (not to mention a handy lattice-patterned tan across the rest of their torso).

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Kudos on the safari print, however. From the Agua Bendita show.

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