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Who Is Your *~Pirate Wife~*?

Again, I apologize.

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  1. What's your favourite alcoholic drink?
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    Just shitloads of white wine
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    Heavy stouts
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    Whatever it is, I hope tequila is involved
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    Can I choose "all the wine, ever"?
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    Just give me a beer.
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    Uh, maybe a mixed drink?
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    Something fancy looking. Even just a fancy glass is fine.
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    Red wine is fine.
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    Bring me one of everything.
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    I don't drink
  2. What are you like when you're mad?
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  3. What are you grabbing from the work fridge?
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    San Pellegrino
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    San Pellegrino
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    San Pellegrino
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    San Pellegrino
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    San Pellegrino
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    I'm actually going to have some tea
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    Club soda
  4. Pick a terrible pair of pants
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  5. What song are you singing at karaoke?
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    Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
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    Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
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    Wild Wild West - Will Smith
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    I am the Walrus - The Beatles
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    I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith
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    Sabotage - Beastie Boys
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    Rumours - Lindsay Lohan
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    Jeremy - Pearl Jam
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    Cherry Pie - Warrant
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    Fuck you, I'm not going up there
  6. How cold are you in your office?
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    It's too warm in here and I hate it
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    TURN THE A/C OFF, JESUS CHRIST
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    I literally have a blanket on me right now
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    It's ok
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    Warm enough for me to wear a t-shirt, which is nice
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    I AM ALWAYS COLD
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    I haven't noticed any issues
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    I need another sweater
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    Have you BEEN to my fridge of an office?
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    I have a space heater, thanks
  7. Where are you at the Christmas party?
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    Getting chucked around the dance floor
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    Dancing and going, "WHOOOOO"
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    Getting my 6th glass of wine
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    Dragging others onto<br />the dance floor<br />
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    Shouting at one of the partners
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    I left at<br />9 PM
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    oh my god yer my besht friend lemme hug you
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    I'll just be over here, thanks
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    Drunk enough to think shots are a good idea
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    Teaching Tait how to do the dance from "Stop"
  8. What's your pet peeve?
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    People stealing dishes
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    Pet fur on black fabric
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    Actors who are CONSTANTLY LATE
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    Not getting cookies at lunch
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    Ugh, commuting
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    Probably Vanya
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    Improperly translated scripts
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    Stacks of invoices
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    Gluten, MY NEMISIS
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  9. Pick a stock photo
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