Books·Oct 16, 201417 Legitimate Lessons We All Learned From "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"The Terrible Truth.by Alexis NeddBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Well-read people are the best sort of people. Paramount Pictures / Via awordshaker.com 2. In real life, it’s almost impossible to tell the heroes apart from the villains. Paramount Pictures Francois Duhamel / Via snicket.wikia.com 3. Adults don't know what's going on either. Paramount Pictures / Via seattlepi.com 4. If you encounter a lot of people who all have the same tattoo, it’s safe to assume something’s up. View this photo on Instagram 5. Never underestimate the ingenuity of someone who is in BIG trouble. Paramount Pictures / Via galleryhip.com Seriously Violet, where would we be without you? 6. Actors lie. For a living. Paramount Pictures / Via famousfix.com 7. Always get your news from more than one source. Getty Images/iStockphoto eduardrobert/ Alexis Nedd / Via Thinkstock 8. Don't judge something by its name, it might be the nicest snake you'll ever meet. Paramount Pictures / Via snicket.wikia.com We love you, Ink! 9. Not even Count Olaf died alone and unloved, so you're probably going to be OK. Paramount Pictures / Via snicket.wikia.com 10. If you don't know what an acronym means, just ask. You'll drive yourself crazy trying to figure it out. Twitter: @Hello_Tailor / Via vfdinthewild.tumblr.com 11. Cling to love where you find it, before your love betrays you to your enemy. Paramount Pictures / Via weheartit.com Probably best for movie-Klaus that we never got to that part, eh? 12. Horseradish solves more problems than you think. chengyuzheng/ Frans Rombout / Via Thinkstock 13. Pinstripes will inevitably cycle back into fashion. Just wait. Paramount Pictures / Via theblackhatter.com 14. "Family" means a lot more than who you're born with: it's also who you plot with. Paramount Pictures / Via e-shop.gr 15. It takes a while to develop a talent, so don't give up if you think all you're good for is biting stuff. Paramount Pictures / Via snicket.wikia.com 16. Everything is flammable if you try hard enough. Paramount Pictures / Via snicket.wikia.com 17. And finally: Fuck. Carmelita. Spats. Via urbandictionary.com CAKESNIFFING ORPHANS IN THE ORPHAN SHACK!