The 16-year-old took the opportunity to absolutely roast her mom's morning routine, just a few days after Gwyneth had shared a play-by-play with Vogue.
"First my mom drinks her Goopglow Morning Superpowder. And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that. I suppose the Goopglow is a part of her cleanse, which she's been on since...the day I was born, apparently," Apple joked.
She went on to poke fun at Gwyneth's extensive, hourlong skincare routine, saying, "She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goopglow products for her glowing skin."
Apple added, "Then she gets to work making some more vagina eggs. And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina."
This isn't even the first time Apple has poked fun at Goop's plethora of vagina-related products, previously adding vagina eggs to Gwyneth's to-do list.
