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    Gwyneth Paltrow's Daughter, Apple, Hilariously Poked Fun At Her Morning Routine

    "She gets to work making some more vagina eggs."

    Gwyneth Paltrow handed over control of the Goop TikTok account to her daughter, Apple, and it basically went exactly how you would imagine.

    The 16-year-old took the opportunity to absolutely roast her mom's morning routine, just a few days after Gwyneth had shared a play-by-play with Vogue.

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    In the hilarious TikTok, Apple offered her own interpretation of her mom's daily routine, which was, of course, filled with Goop products.


    When you get roasted by your gen z daughter… #motherdaughter #goop #fyp #gwynethpaltrow

    ♬ original sound - Goop

    "First my mom drinks her Goopglow Morning Superpowder. And she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that. I suppose the Goopglow is a part of her cleanse, which she's been on since...the day I was born, apparently," Apple joked.

    Gwyneth pours a drink in her living room

    She went on to poke fun at Gwyneth's extensive, hourlong skincare routine, saying, "She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goopglow products for her glowing skin."

    Gwyneth rubs a product in her hands before putting it on her face

    Apple added, "Then she gets to work making some more vagina eggs. And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina."

    Gwyneth types at her laptop

    This isn't even the first time Apple has poked fun at Goop's plethora of vagina-related products, previously adding vagina eggs to Gwyneth's to-do list.

    And while Apple did spend some time making fun of her mom, she also shared her own morning routine.

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    And based on her "glowing" review, it really does sound as if Apple is a fan of her mom's Goop empire!