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    How To Streetlight

    Welcome Emily and Matthew!!! Congrats on making it past the interview process and joining the Streetlight fam! We are so excited to meet you TODAY, this Thursday (9/22/16). Before we meet though, we wanted to give you some important information and advice. Enjoy :D

    First off, we should introduce ourselves...

    We and our fellow team members are HELLA excited to meet you

    But before you begin your SL journey, we wanted to give you some information so you don't show up like this

    Where we meet

    Remember that Attendance Policy

    Again, for emphasis: please show up on time :3

    Get ready to walk the hallway

    HIPAA

    Take a shot for the team

    Please don't come in if you are sick

    Sometimes visits will make you feel like this:

    If you have any questions or concerns, let us know

    NOW GET EXCITED and we'll see you later!