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    Ranking Of Gossip Girl Characters

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    alexandracrosnoe
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    55. Jenny Humphrey

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    Little J's (failed) schemes to try and defeat Queen B give her last place on this list. She could and would never be a true Upper East Sider like the main characters we love.

    54. Beatrice Grimaldi

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    Constantly trying to scheme against THE Blair Waldorf is an ultimate mistake. Good thing Blair was only her sister in law for about two minutes!

    53. Russell Thorpe

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    Throwback to when he tried to kill Blair.

    52. Vanessa Abrams

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    The episode she left was the best of any gossip girl watcher's life. All she wanted was to fit in, which obviously could never happen on the Upper East Side. The gif says it best: she would always be an outsider. Have fun in Barcelona!

    51. Asher Hornsby

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    Literally everything he did on the show screwed up a character's life. Dating Jenny? Kissing Eric? Did he think his secrets would never be exposed? Did he forget about GOSSIP GIRL?

    50. Nelly Yuki

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    Nelly was the cause of so many of Blair's problems. Why couldn't she learn just to shut up and be a loyal minion? The last straw was scheming with Poppy in Season 6. Screw you, Nelly Yuki.

    49. Maureen Van der Bilt

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    Maureen was manipulative and selfish, trying to be the hero of every problem. She complicated every story line more than it needed to be, and honestly, her drama wasn't even that worthy of Gossip Girl. Good riddance!

    48. Poppy Lifton

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    That backstabbing, bitchy socialite. We were done with you when you were arrested in Season 2...did you really have to come back and team up with Nelly in Season 6? Everyone knows that Blair always wins.

    47. Carol Rhodes

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    "Hey! Why not hire a random person to portray my daughter and lie to my family so I can get rich!"

    46. Bart Bass

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    **is dead**

    BITCH YOU THOUGHT

    **is dead again**

    45. Sage Spence

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    Anyone who messes with Serena Van Der Woodsen is immediately shunned in my book. What was Nate thinking when he dated her?

    44. Jonathan Whitney

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    The only cool thing this guy did was hack Gossip girl. Other than that, he was just another gay that Eric was WAY too good for and who tried to fight the social hierarchy. Doesn't he understand that's how the Upper East Side works?

    43. Bree Buckley

    How many flings does Nate have to have to realize it's not working? All Bree did was stir up family drama. Nate was too sweet to realize their whole relationship was being manipulated by both the Buckleys and the Van der Bilts.

    42. Aaron Rose

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    Why, Serena? Why?!?! This guy was rugged, disgusting, annoying, and an extremely insignificant fling of Serena's that we all try to forget.

    41. Ivy Dickens

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    Life lesson: don't f*** with the Van der Woodsens.

    40. Juliet Sharp

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    How did she get off so easy after almost killing Serena? The world may never know.

    39. Howard and Anne Archibald

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    Worst. Parents. Ever. Nate basically had to raise himself on his own with his parents being an convict and a self-absorbed socialite. It's a miracle from above that Nate turned out as the sweet, beautiful boy he is.

    38. Alison Humphrey

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    Remember how she said that she would "try to make things work?" Wrong. All Alison ever did was feel bad for herself and all of the ~horrible~ things she went through.

    37. Louis Grimaldi

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    You were attractive! You were funny! You were royalty! Oh, but you weren't Chuck Bass, were you? 'Cause that's all we care about.

    36. Rachel Carr

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    Rachel. Ugh. Basically, she was the reason Blair didn't go to Yale, and her character got SUPER weird with the whole relationship-with-Dan-thing. We were happy to see her go.

    35. Damien Dalgaard

    The only thing Damien was good for was drugs. He had no other significance as a character, and we weren't exactly loving his random pop ups on the show.

    34. William van der Woodsen

    The guy who gave his ex-wife fake cancer, left his wife and children, and was immediately forgiven for.

    33. Scott Rosson

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    He's alive! Scott always meant well, but his search to find his birth parents against his adopted parent's will got a little annoying in the end.

    32. Tripp van der Bilt

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    Tripp gets points for being incredibly attractive and, in the first few seasons, reasonably kind, but then loses them for leaving Serena wounded and trying to kill Nate.

    31. Steven Spence

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    Steven was yet another one of Serena's nonsense boyfriends, a result of her trying to "start over" for like the 79347th time. Steven would have been okay if it wasn't for his insane daughter that messed up their relationship and couldn't handle the Upper East Side.

    30. Elizabeth Fisher

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    Ah, Elizabeth. She was a good mom to Chuck for about 0.8 seconds, but, hey, that's better than Bart ever was. Never forget when she left him unexpectedly and turned on him for Jack.

    29. Carter Baizen

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    Yeah, he was on the show a lot. But did he have any significance? Nah. At least he turned from his evil ways at the end of his appearances into a selfless human who went to work on an oil rig. Transformation much?

    28. Ben Donovan

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    Superfluous. Just another one of Serena's teachers who she hooked up with.

    27. Lola Rhodes

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    I don't think anyone really had a problem with her, but we did have a problem with her trying to steal Serena's spot as It Girl. She was a pretty innocent character, but she would never fully blend in with the Upper East Side.

    26. Eva Coupeau

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    She was gorgeous, and saved Chuck from his gunshot wound. But she wasn't Blair, and Blair is all that matters in the land of Chuck Bass.

    25. Rufus Humphrey

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    Still hard to believe he screwed everything up with Lily. C'mon, man. He gave his children terrible advice, but at least he loved them, which is a lot more than some Upper East parents ever did.

    24. Agnes Andrews

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    She was a sociopath, but someone had to put Little J in her place. Those dresses were hideous, too, so burning them was a favor to the world itself.

    23. Diana Payne

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    We love a woman in power, but she lost points because of all her ~wild~ secrets and weird relationship with Nate.

    22. Headmistress Queller

    Yeah, she was a bitch, but you've got to give her credit for her demanding and ultimate power over a bunch of secretive and rich as hell teenagers. She even got Serena Van der Woodsen to crack!

    21. Raina Thorpe

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    This girl was full of lies that stirred up more drama as they came out, one by one. She was pretty badass, and her thing with Chuck was cute, but once again, she wasn't Blair.

    20. William Van der Bilt

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    Grandfather was constantly manipulating his own family to his liking, which is a pretty hard thing to do. It took a while for everyone to figure out his tactics, but once they did, it was downhill for him.

    19. Olivia Burke

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    I think everyone recognized her as "Hillary" instead of "Olivia". She was great, until the threesome. UNNECESSARY.

    18. Jack Bass

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    He was hot, but he was terrible to Chuck. Points for changing his ways in the last seasons and helping Chuck and Blair get married.

    17. Cece Rhodes

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    You either loved her, or you hated her. Damn, she could be annoying, but she was right about one thing: Dan and Serena should not have been together.

    16. Roman Garrel

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    This guy was good for Harold and everything, but his looks confuse us on the fact that he is a model. Plus, he could never really be the 2nd father to Blair like Cyrus was.

    15. The Minions

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    They were loyal to Queen B, and that's all that matters.

    14. Lily van der Woodsen

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    She was a bad mom, but a good character that always stirred up some kind of drama. However, nobody's saying that the drama was any good. ENOUGH WITH THE BORING PARENT DRAMA!!

    13. Eleanor Waldorf

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    Although absent for a good portion of the show and extremely annoying in Season 1, she was the best mom on Gossip Girl. So, hats off to you, Eleanor!

    12. Colin Forrester

    Colin was that one hot AF professor that Serena had a ~thing~ with. However, the minute things got messy, he ran. We miss you, Colin!

    11. Harold Waldorf

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    A good dad? On Gossip Girl? WHAT IS THIS? Harold was sweet, kind, funny, and also responsible in teaching Blair what was right and what was wrong. Thank you, Harold.

    10. Dan Humphrey

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    Oh, Dan. The only reason he is ranked this high on the list is because without him, there would be no show. But that does not mean he is liked. Annoying and an outsider is all he'll ever be...Serena deserved so much better. (And why did everyone forgive him so easily for ruining their lives for years?)

    9. Georgina Sparks

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    Although we hated her in Season 1, Georgina redeemed herself with all of her master schemes and plots against her many enemies of the Upper East Side. She was the antagonist we loved, and she always knew how to make an episode better.

    8. Eric van der Woodsen

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    Eric was the sweetest kid who could be ~salty~ AF when he needed to be. Nobody will ever be good enough for you, Eric!

    7. Cyrus Rose

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    Cyrus is the most morally good person ever. He is such a genuinely kind person that warms everyone's heart, and stood by Blair's side through everything.

    6. Henry Bass

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    Yes, Henry was on the show for 7 seconds, but he earns high ranks for being the perfect offspring of two perfect parents. We love you, Henry.

    5. Nate Archibald

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    Nate is the kind, sensitive, charming boy we all fantasize having one day. His nickname, "Saint Nate" was accurate...he never sent in one Gossip Girl tip! We all need a Nate in our lives.

    4. Serena van der Woodsen

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    Serena was the Upper East Side's number one It Girl, and never did we stop loving her. Despite her horrible decisions and choices of men, Serena had a strong moral compass and generally tried to make the right decisions. She was the girl everyone wanted to be...stay you, Serena!

    3. Dorota Kishlovsky

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    Dorota is, by far, the greatest character on Gossip girl. She was the queen of hilarious one liners, and, by the end of the show, was like a mother to Blair. She was always loyal and always knew whatever Blair needed before she even asked...she would be ranked in the top spot if she had more screen time!

    2. Chuck Bass

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    Why is he ranked so high? Well, that's easy. He's Chuck Bass.

    1. Blair Waldorf

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    Queen B is the definition of perfection. Need we say more?

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