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    "Send Them To The White Lotus": 28 People And Characters Who Scream "Eat The Rich"

    London Tipton could benefit from a night at the White Lotus hotel.

    If you haven't already been sucked in by the chaos, The White Lotus is HBO's hotel-based drama that follows rich families and couples on vacation as they engage with often financially struggling locals and likely minimum wage–earning staff. It's a complete clash of the classes that often has fatal results.

    Recently, fans of the show have begun considering which wealthy characters and reality TV personalities could benefit from getting their privilege checked at the White Lotus, and here's who they came up with:

    1. The iconic and luxurious Meredith Blake from Parent Trap:

    Walt Disney Pictures / Via Twitter: @bjgregory1

    2. Hotel heiress with no concerns in the world, Ms. London Tipton from Suite Life of Zach & Cody:

    It's a Laugh Productions / Via Twitter: @hattiesoykan

    3. Queen Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon, who will do anything to keep her children on the throne:

    HBO / Via Twitter: @romanticxk

    4. The original mom-agers trying to get their kids famous, Christi and Kelly from Dance Moms:

    Collins Avenue Productions / Via Twitter: @molllllusk

    5. The privileged students of Gossip Girl:

    The CW / Via Twitter: @alex_abads

    6. The conservative US Supreme Court justices, who can afford to get any procedure they restrict others from having the rights to:

    Send them to a White Lotus, and you actually could because the Supreme Court doesn’t have a binding code of ethics

    Twitter: @cdiersing / Via Twitter: @cdiersing

    7. It girl Maddy Perez from Euphoria:

    HBO / Via Twitter: @mattxiv

    8. These gossiping birds from Downton Abbey — especially Violet Crawley, who looked down on her grandchildren who married beneath their station:

    Send them to a White Lotus (Edwardian Era)

    Carnival Films / Via Twitter: @Rafael4ssis

    9. The OG Pretty Little Liars and Mona, who had the time and security to spend all day chasing A instead of doing anything else:

    Freeform / Via Twitter: @deelizabeth_

    10. Real estate agent, man stealer, and Miss Independent, Edie Britt from Desperate Housewives:

    American Broadcasting Company / Via Twitter: @yeetbeete

    11. And, tbh, the rest of the Desperate Housewives. Especially Garbrielle, who flaunted every material item she owned:

    American Broadcasting Company / Via Twitter: @kresnxk

    12. Principal Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary, who will hustle her way into any high-ranking position that she isn't qualified for:

    Warner Bros. Television / Via Twitter: @semscott

    13. Rivals turned friends and ousted wives, Grace and Frankie from Grace and Frankie:

    Netflix / Via Twitter: @kayhaby

    14. Reality TV queen Tiffany "New York" Pollard from Flavor of Love and I Love New York:

    VH1 / Via Twitter: @fremlo_

    15. These siblings from The Other Two who are eternally jealous of their internet celeb brother:

    HBO Max / Via Twitter: @ethanwhuey

    16. This bougie kitty, Marie, from The Aristocats:

    The Walt Disney Company / Via Twitter: @reprokat

    17. Debbie Jellinsky, the sultry neighbor of the Addams family who has gone through three marriages and, coincidentally, three deceased rich husbands:

    Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @nemanjaYVR

    18. Martha May from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, who almost accepted a proposal because the mayor tempted her with a car if she said "yes":

    Imagine Entertainment / Via Twitter: @theblowout

    19. Internet personality Joanna the Scammer:

    Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/joannethescammer/?hl=en / Via Twitter: @lizzhalsall

    20. The international media conglomerate–owning family of HBO Max's Succession:

    HBO Entertainment / Via Twitter: @milfadyen

    21. Legendary party girl Lexi Featherston from Sex and the City:

    HBO / Via Twitter: @alex_abads

    22. The tanned cast of Jersey Shore:

    495 Productions MTV Production Development / Via Twitter: @notgwendalupe

    23. Tom, Dickie, and Marge from The Talented Mr. Ripley, who all galavant over Italy on Dickie's father's dime:

    Send them to the #WhiteLotus for a week.

    Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @tim__fitzgerald

    24. Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang's snooty fashion critic characters on SNL's Weekend Update:

    SNL Studios / Via Twitter: @kellixboyle

    25. Shep, Austen, and Craig from Southern Charm, who can apparently prioritize drinking all day over finding a job:

    Haymaker Productions / Via Twitter: @queensofbravo

    26. Allison DuBois, a psychic who appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills during "the dinner party from hell":

    MGM Television / Via Twitter: @RealBravoholic

    27. The multi-hyphenate servers-models-actors of Vanderpump Rules:

    MGM Television / Via Twitter: @blndhairblckhrt

    28. And finally, Andy and Nate from The Devil Wears Prada, who both enjoyed the high life but not how you get there:

    20th Century Studios / Via Twitter: @alltogetherness

    Did we miss anyone? Let me know in the comments.