I Laughed So Hard At These 15 Text Message Exchanges That My Neighbors Told Me To Quiet Down

    "Lack toast and told her aunt" = lactose intolerant.

    Recently, I stumbled across a subreddit called r/GoodFakeTexts, where users share text exchanges that may or may not be fake, but they're hilarious either way. To brighten the beginning of your week, here's some of my faves:

    1. This offer that's so low, it's laugh-worthy:

    person says they wont go lower than 700 on a sale and when the other offers 200 the first person has them go to a comedy club

    2. This borderline cruel rejection:

    person asks for an address because they're spending the night and then gets sent the address to the animal shelter

    3. This Italian exchange student who is still learning English:

    good night, rest in peace

    4. This very, very discreet moniker:

    don't save my name as anything sketchy - and the person's contact name is not my drug dealer

    5. This exchange where their friend's heart was in the right place but their grammar wasn't:

    are you lack toast and told her aunt

    6. This incredibly drastic reaction to being told "no":

    asking mom for money and when the response is no they send a picture of them stepping on a crack to go along with the saying, step on a crack you'll break your mother's back

    7. This godforsaken nightmare scenario:

    large spider in a cup of coffee

    8. This failed attempt at flirting:

    what are you wearing, with the person responding, the full armor of god

    9. This person who, like me, is spiraling in adulthood:

    i don't like being an adult, take me out

    10. This. Whatever this is:

    photo sent of feet holding as if they are hands

    11. This humanoid cat:

    cat selfie

    12. This person who may or may not be struggling with a bit of an Electra complex:

    person on a dating app says craig is also the name of their dad so it's throwing them off so the guy says, that's ok i prefer to go by my nickname, daddy

    13. This person who tried to leave their partner for...their partner:

    someone says they found someone better and it turns out to be the partner's fake account

    14. This adorable cat that is worth an exception:

    cute cat photo sent to the landlord who originally said no pets

    15. And finally, this wife who wants her husband to try a little bit harder:

    wife asking husband to take her out to dinner and he says, i don't go out with married women sorry