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This Is What Happens On Tinder When You Use Only "Titanic" Quotes

You jump, I jump. Remember?

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Channeling the entire cast from "Titanic", I took to Tinder on a rainy Saturday night just for the lolz, and man, did Tinder deliver.

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Brian was hesitant from the beginning. And rightly so.

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Mike had a lot of questions.

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Ross + Rose 4ever.

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Mitchell thought I was a comedian. Funny, I don't remember Titanic being a comedy.

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And then there was Stefan, God bless his little heart.

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David was the only one to catch on. I considered proposing marriage, but then remembered my quest.

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Kyle assumed that English is not my first language.

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Christoforo made me channel my inner Fabrizio.

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Kevin wasn't interested at all in the fact that I could have potentially been paralyzed.

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And then came Jack. Who as fate would have it exceeded all of my experimental expectations.

Unmatch, but not before several lolz.
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Unmatch, but not before several lolz.

Hats off to Jack and Rose's romance pre-Tinder.

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