1. The lobby is so busy, I'm glad I made an appointment.
2.Hmm, I didn't think I'd have to wait very long.
3. Ugh, now I'm anticipating it while I wait.
4. I wonder how much this is going to hurt.
5. I know so many people who do it, can't be that bad.
6. Oh my god, this is going to hurt, isn't it?
7. The receptionist is calling my name.
8. Ohgodohgodohgod.
9. OK, here we go.
10. Alright, this lady seems nice.
11. Gosh, this room is freezing.
12. I have to what?
13. All of it?!
14. Even my...my underwear?
15. Shoot, I don't want to do this.
16. I look ridiculous with my socks still on.
17. This is making me self-conscious.
18. I don't even like when my gyno goes down there.
19. Crinkley paper, always awkward.
20. What do I do with my legs?!
21. Butterfly?!
22. What does that mean?!
23. No, don't show me!
24. How. Mortifying.
25. Welp, that's my vagina.
26. Small talk? Ugh.
27. I so can't talk to you right now with my legs splayed like this.
28. It's so cold in here!
29. OK, here we go.
30. She's mixing that a lot.
31. Just put it on already.
32. OMG IT'S HOT!
33. Holy crap!
34. Now that it's on she has to rip it off.
35. No going back now.
36. This was such a mistake.
37. Why did I do this?
38. Who is even going to see this?!
39. Well.
40. I have one person in mind who I would like to see it.
41. OK, OK, it'll be worth it for that.
42. Omgomgomgomgomg.
43. Don't pull on that.
44. OMG.
45. OK.
46. I can do this.
47. JUST DO IT ALREADY.
48. HOLY HELL!
49. That was literally the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
50. Oh shit, she's putting the wax very close to the ~inner section~.
51. This is so inhumane.
52. Why?
53. Why?!
54. Ow, it's hot.
55. She is so chatty, can't she see how tense I am?
56. I'm going to have fingernail marks in my palms for days.
57. OK. OK. OK.
58. She's about to rip.
59. This is like waiting for a roller coaster to go over the edge.
60. OW, MOTHER OF GOD.
61. I need to sneak a peek, this must almost be over.
62. OMG nowhere near!
63. I've really let myself go, I guess.
64. I can't believe how painful this is.
65. This is crazy.
66. It's like I can feel every individual hair being ripped out.
67. Ugh, shudder.
68. I have to keep going.
69. I committed.
70. But I regret it.
71. Stop talking to me about your boyfriend, I don't care right now!
72. Here we go again, brace yourself.
73. Inhale deep.
74. AHHHHH.
75. Did I just scream out loud?
76. Based on her face I'm gonna go with yes?
77. Ugh. So embarrassing.
78. I can't believe people do this all the time.
79. Like every month.
80. Like you watch your hair grow out and you know that you're going to do it again.
81. Why?
82. Why would you go through all of that pain?!
83. I feel like there are some really deep philosophical questions being asked here.
84. I could write a thesis on why this is the worst thing ever.
85. I should do that.
86. After th-ISSSSSSSS AHHH.
87. OMG.
88. Sneak attack.
89. That hurt.
90. My vagina is throbbing.
91. And I feel sticky.
92. This is awful.
93. I keep trying to remind myself why I am doing this to my body.
94. I got nothing.
95. Last strip?
96. Thank you, baby J.
97. OK.
98. OK.
99. OK.
100. AH.
101. OK.
102. That was alright.
103. It's over.
104. Phew.
105. Wait.
106. My what?
107. Do what?
108. Put my legs where?
109. For what?
110. Are you kidding?
111. My BUTT?!
112. Noooo, I don't need that.
113. It's normal?
114. But.
115. It's my butt.
116. I didn't think any position could be worse than the butterfly.
117. This knees up business is so much worse.
118. People see my vagina, nobody looks at my butt!
119. This feels so wrong.
120. OW.
121. I have never wanted to know what that would feel like.
122. That was so weird.
123. Am I done?!
124. I'm done?!
125. Excellent!
126. I'll just get dressed now even though I'm pretty sure my pants are going to be stuck to me.
127. SO much wax.
128. Isn't it all supposed to come off?
129. Ow, don't pull it.
130. I'll deal with this later.
131. Get me outta here.
132. But omg.
133. So smooth.
134. Wow.
135. WOW.
136. This is great.
137. Oh.
138. Ohhhhh yeah.
139. I just got it.
140. I get it now.
141. I look good.
142. I look very good.
143. Check me out!
144. Hmm, yup.
145. Worth it.
146. Totttttttally worth it.
