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Really, we look back on your illustrious career.
I mean, we've never even seen you touch a basketball.
Actually, he's a teacher.
Or you'll be having dinner with the sheriff.
Is it weird to want to smell something?
Peekaboo, I see you.
We need you to strip, please.
I was thinking about you, the policeman.
I wish I could hug you like a father.
He knew how to walk like a man!
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