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    18 "Toy Story" Moments That Were Actually Made For Adults

    “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?”

    1. “Well I’m going for fearsome here, but I just don’t feel it. I think I’m just coming off as annoying.” – Rex

    2. “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” — Bo Peep

    3. “Tuesday night’s plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success.” — Woody

    4. “But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I could take that kind of rejection.” — Rex

    5. “Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso.” – Mr. Potato Head

    6. "A good soldier never leaves a man behind." — Sarge

    7. "The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present." — Woody

    8. Mr. Potato Head using his lips to call Woody a "kiss ass."

    9. "So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?" — Hamm

    10. "You are a toyyy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's play thing." — Woody

    11. "You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity." — Buzz

    12. "Stop it, you Zealots!" — Woody

    13. "Well, we have ways of making you talk." — Sid

    14. "I think you've had enough tea for today." — Woody

    15. Hamm and Mr. Potato Head are betting on Battleship!

    16. The toys in Andy's room are convinced Woody "murdered" Buzz.

    17. "Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur. Like a leaf eater. That way I could play the dominant predator." — Rex

    18. “Say, isn’t that a mistletoe.” — Woody