18 "Toy Story" Moments That Were Actually Made For Adults

“What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?”

1. “Well I’m going for fearsome here, but I just don’t feel it. I think I’m just coming off as annoying.” – Rex

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A Tyrannosaurus Rex with crippling self-confidence is Pixar genius.

2. “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” — Bo Peep

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The Bo Peep/Woody plot is so steamy and obvious now.

3. “Tuesday night’s plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success.” — Woody

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Now in the work force, the notion of your childhood toys functioning like an office is incredible.

4. “But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I could take that kind of rejection.” — Rex

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Ouch, we've all been there, Rex.

5. “Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso.” – Mr. Potato Head

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You can't tell me the Picasso quote exchange shown above is not a gem after learning more vocabulary and some art history.

6. "A good soldier never leaves a man behind." — Sarge

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Having a 5-7 minute army scene in the middle of a children's movie with a baby monitor as the means of communication is epic.

7. "The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present." — Woody

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Woody wanted to curse out Buzz but knew his audience. It's all about self-control.

8. Mr. Potato Head using his lips to call Woody a "kiss ass."

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You laugh even harder when you realize the Speak and Spell is amused.

9. "So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?" — Hamm

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This is followed up by more comedic gold.

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh, really? I'm from Playskool."

Rex: "And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout."

10. "You are a toyyy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's play thing." — Woody

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Everyone's had to get through to that friend who just won't listen.

11. "You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity." — Buzz

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This response by Buzz might somehow top Woody's reality check.

12. "Stop it, you Zealots!" — Woody

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Woody was done with the Aliens' religious following of the claw.

13. "Well, we have ways of making you talk." — Sid

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Clearly he's pretending to interrogate and torture Woody and Buzz.

14. "I think you've had enough tea for today." — Woody

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Clearly Buzz is supposed to be drinking his troubles away. He may be having a bit of a breakdown.

15. Hamm and Mr. Potato Head are betting on Battleship!

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Of course, Mr. Potato Head pays up with body parts.

16. The toys in Andy's room are convinced Woody "murdered" Buzz.

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This part of the plot is for the better part of the movie anyway.

17. "Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur. Like a leaf eater. That way I could play the dominant predator." — Rex

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Just some more science-ish jokes.

18. “Say, isn’t that a mistletoe.” — Woody

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Finally the B plot has it's bow tied on top just in time for Christmas.