Community·Posted on Nov 20, 201918 "Toy Story" Moments That Were Actually Made For Adults“What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?”by alecpalchCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. “Well I’m going for fearsome here, but I just don’t feel it. I think I’m just coming off as annoying.” – Rex Disney A Tyrannosaurus Rex with crippling self-confidence is Pixar genius. 2. “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” — Bo Peep Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney The Bo Peep/Woody plot is so steamy and obvious now. 3. “Tuesday night’s plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success.” — Woody Disney Now in the work force, the notion of your childhood toys functioning like an office is incredible. 4. “But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I could take that kind of rejection.” — Rex Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Ouch, we've all been there, Rex. 5. “Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso.” – Mr. Potato Head Disney You can't tell me the Picasso quote exchange shown above is not a gem after learning more vocabulary and some art history. 6. "A good soldier never leaves a man behind." — Sarge Disney Having a 5-7 minute army scene in the middle of a children's movie with a baby monitor as the means of communication is epic. 7. "The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present." — Woody Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Woody wanted to curse out Buzz but knew his audience. It's all about self-control. 8. Mr. Potato Head using his lips to call Woody a "kiss ass." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney You laugh even harder when you realize the Speak and Spell is amused. 9. "So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?" — Hamm Disney This is followed up by more comedic gold.Mr. Potato Head: "Oh, really? I'm from Playskool." Rex: "And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout." 10. "You are a toyyy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's play thing." — Woody Disney Everyone's had to get through to that friend who just won't listen. 11. "You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity." — Buzz Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney This response by Buzz might somehow top Woody's reality check. 12. "Stop it, you Zealots!" — Woody Disney Woody was done with the Aliens' religious following of the claw. 13. "Well, we have ways of making you talk." — Sid Disney Clearly he's pretending to interrogate and torture Woody and Buzz. 14. "I think you've had enough tea for today." — Woody Disney Clearly Buzz is supposed to be drinking his troubles away. He may be having a bit of a breakdown. 15. Hamm and Mr. Potato Head are betting on Battleship! Disney Of course, Mr. Potato Head pays up with body parts. 16. The toys in Andy's room are convinced Woody "murdered" Buzz. Disney This part of the plot is for the better part of the movie anyway. 17. "Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur. Like a leaf eater. That way I could play the dominant predator." — Rex Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Just some more science-ish jokes. 18. “Say, isn’t that a mistletoe.” — Woody Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Finally the B plot has it's bow tied on top just in time for Christmas.