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What Apartment 1042 Resident Are You?

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  1. How do you feel about sharing food?

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    Any food in sight is up for grabs
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    I like to secretly take food from my roommates
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    Don't touch any of my food
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    I'll share but in small portions
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    Open to sharing, but secretly resent people who ask me
  2. How often do you sleep in the apartment?

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    Only on weekdays because my "bed isn't comfortable"
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    Never unless I fall asleep watching basketball
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    Never sleep I'm a goat
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    Always in bed by 11pm sharp
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    Always
  3. How good are you at beerio cart?

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    I rarely play because there are only four players
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    I could get first or twelfth in any given race
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    Average, but I talk the most shit
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    Good, but my beer chugging skills get in the way of success
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    Good, but I get fucked by third round lightning
  4. Dinner on a given weekday

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    An unnecessary amount of meat and carbs
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    Meal plan pussiessss
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    I eat anything, I'm a goat
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    N-to-Go
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    Frozen Pot Pie
  5. What do you typically wear?

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    Shirts with horizontal stripes to make me look less slender
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    Glasses, Ralph Lauren shirts, and blue adidas
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    As few clothes as possible
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    Goats don't wear clothes
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    Vineyard Vines so people know I'm basic
  6. What is your go-to coffee order

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    Iced Coffee Sweetened
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    Iced Coffee with Grass
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    Coffee with kahlua
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    I don't drink coffee
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    Americano
  7. How did you handle pledging?

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    Still experiencing it...kinda sucks
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    I didn't smile for a whole semester
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    Still getting brother hazed for being slender
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    Cried...a lot
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    Ran away to avoid hazing
  8. How are you with girls?

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    Easy because I am one
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    Can't close to save my life
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    Horrible.
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    Surprisingly have a girlfirend
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    A lil too touchy
  9. Whats your normal school day look like?

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    Wake up super late, class, nau, starbucks, clem, play 2k
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    Honestly no one knows but me
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    Early class, hang out with friend's girlfriend until he arrives, nau, manage risk
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    Wake up, get hazed, go to sleep
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    Class, Bio stuff, kitchen stuff, annoy my friends
  10. Best Attribute?

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    My slender figure
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    My hair....lol
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    My sensitivity
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    My bong and Xbox
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    Drinking games (my life has no purpose)
  11. Which of these quotes are you most likely to say?

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    "Let's get drunk pusssiieesss"
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    "I'm not going out tonight. I have too much work"
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    "....."
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    "That sucks"
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    "I'm not cranky"
  12. How much do you exercise?

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    In the gym a ridiculous amount of time
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    A decent amount until I tore my labia
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    Do IM sports count?
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    A lot, especially in basements
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    Only when I run to see Meg
  13. Pet Peeves

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    Having to use the couch
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    Libs
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    When people steal my phi
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    Loud noises past 10pm
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    When there is too much risk
  14. How clean are you?

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    Will always leave a mess if I know I don't have to clean it
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    I can't tell my dirty laundry from my clean...
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    As long as Wertland is clean I'm happy
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    My religion is cleaning and I loathe my dirty ass roommates
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    My bathroom's mold has mold
  15. Which are you most likely to do?

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    Get naked at a table full of your friends
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    Ask two girls to formal in the span of 20 minutes
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    Attempt to murder a fish
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    Have sex on the top bunk with your friend below you
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    Drink a random beer can and find out it's piss
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