LISTEN UP: Neville Longbottom would make the best husband in the entire damn universe, and I will fight you if you think otherwise.
1. Even if Matthew Lewis didn't look like a pimply teen's daydream of what post-pubescent life could be...
2. ...Neville Longbottom would still win the day, precisely because all the evidence on the table suggests he grew up into a wizard version of Ben Wyatt.
And you should always marry the Ben Wyatt.