Beyoncé Dropped Out Of Coachella, Because Duh

    RIP Coachella 2017.

    It has happened, friends: Beyoncé has officially canceled her performance at this year's Coachella.

    According to a statement to the Associated Press from Parkwood Entertainment, Beyoncé's doctors advised her to "keep a less rigorous schedule in the coming months." And, you know, that makes sense.

    The woman is pregnant with twins, after all.

    Tragically, this means we'll be missing another trademark Bey performance in our lives. We all must mourn this loss together.

    I guess we won't see Bey doing this at Coachella

    Lol @ me spending thousands of dollars to go to Coachella this year and her cancelling 🙃🙃🙃

    Beyoncé cancelled her Coachella performance so I'm writing that off as a loss on my taxes

    Beyoncé isn't performing at Coachella?! How do I go about getting a refund?!

    So many Coachella tickets about to go on sale today since Beyoncé backed out 😂🙏🏻

    Was low key hoping Bey would drop out of Coachella since I didn't get a ticket in time #selfish

    But there is still a light at the end of this tunnel: In that aforementioned statement, they promised us Beyonce as a headliner come 2018's Coachella.

    Look at that, there's already something to look forward to in 2018!

    This is Bey way of telling us we need to get out coins together & don't be broke by 2018 when she comes back. That'…