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Posted on Aug 29, 2016

Beyoncé's VMAs Performance Just Scalped All Of Twitter

*Narrator voice* and no one ever saw their edges again.

Our queen goddess Bey performed, like, half of Lemonade at the VMAs tonight, straight-up scalping everyone in the audience and at home.

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Here are some of the best Twitter reactions to her absolute slayage.

1. This whispered plea.

2. A quick peek behind the scenes.

You say "Beyoncé will u do a VMA performance?" Bey rolls up day of: "Yes I will perform a 65 minute concert in the middle of the show"

3. There were uncomfortable truths everywhere.

It's so crazy to see these other singers who get winded after 1 min next to Beyonce who can pretty much do it all and not break a sweat.

4. Our newly bald heads shone in the light of her fire.

5. And we must give thanks that this moment is immortalized.

The #BeyMAs are real and I am living 🐝 #VMAs

6. For real.

It's like her hips are not beholden to the laws of gravity.

7. Jay was nowhere in sight.

8. Oh, and she knocked over a camera with Hot Sauce.

Bey: I want to break a camera during my #VMAs performance. MTV: You can't break our camera. Bey:

9. And everyone felt all kindsa ways.

*falls to knees* *whispers* ...beyonce

10. How did the show even continue after this???

THE RUDEST THING I CAN THINK OF IS MAKING BRITNEY SPEARS PERFORM AFTER BEYONCE. MY GOD. WHO AT MTV HATES THAT WOMAN? #VMAs

11. We are all bald as cue-balls.

scalp me like a damn dalmatian cruella

12. You can imagine that backstage looked something like this.

Everyone who has to perform after Beyoncé #VMAs

13. No one was safe.

The ashes of everyone scheduled to perform after Beyonce #VMAs

14. *Whispers* No one.

ashes to ashes, dust to the poor fuckers who have to go on after this

15. We were not prepared.

16. You know this is the truth.

17. Until next year, Bey.

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