27 Other Names For Muggles After That Whole No-Maj Thing

    Now that no-maj is a thing.

    Alanna Bennett
    by Alanna Bennett

    BuzzFeed Staff

    It was revealed Wednesday that, unlike in the U.K., the term for Muggle in the U.S. (and in the upcoming Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them) is No-Maj.

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    Here are some alternate names inspired by that revelation.

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    1. Non-Wizards

    2. Wiz-Withouts

    3. Uncools

    4. Lack-Magics

    5. Normals

    6. No-Wizs

    7. No-Magic-Heres

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    8. Basics

    9. Fundamentals

    10. Dudley

    11. Default Humans

    12. The Others

    13. Waffles

    14. Norm McNoMagics

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    15. Not-Witches

    16. Never-Going-To-Hogwartses

    17. Unenchanters

    18. Not-Sorcerers

    19. Never-Heard-Of-Dumbledores

    20. Wandlesses

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    21. Nev-Sups (Never-Supernaturals)

    22. Miley Cyruses

    23. No-Sos (Not sorcerers)

    24. Dudley Jr.

    25. Lol-Nahs.

    26. Magically Challenged.

    27. Un-Wizards