I Practically Spit Out My Coffee Scrolling Through These 24 Hilarious Tweets From The Week
"I know when a mosquito bite me they think they’re at Nobu."
Welcome, I hope you enjoyed the long weekend. Now, it's time to reminisce about the last week with a very important meme-ified news report, aka Twitter's funniest moments since last Monday. I present to you the following: Justin Bieber dressing like a middle schooler, a cat that eerily resembles Ed Sheeran, and inflation memes. Enjoy!
As spooky season approaches, my very interested toddler has been asking "WHAT HIM NAME?" when we see a skeleton or other ghoulish figure on someone's lawn, and since "I don't know" is unacceptable to people who are almost 3, I have been spitballing names of people I don't like.— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) September 3, 2023
My vet just texted me and asked for me to bring a sample of my cats “first pee of the morning” to her appointment tomorrow and I just have…so many questions. First of all: how. Second…what is morning to a cat??? Cats just..sleep whenever???— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) September 2, 2023