5 Things Muslim Women are tired of hearing
1. aRe yOu hOt in ThAt?
My hijab is not a ‘that’, thank you very much. Also, I’m absolutely fine.
2. dO yOu sHOwer iN tHat?
Once again, it’s a hijab. I also use heads & shoulders if your’e wondering, gotta get the dandruff off that hijab.
3. cAn I sEe yOur hAir?
No. I haven’t brushed it in days.
4. dO yOu hAve hAir uNder tHat?
Not only do I not have hair, but I’m also similar to Voldemort, hiding a secret face.
5. yOur’e oPpResSed rIgHt?
Of course. Why not apply a massive stereotype to a whole religion. All 1.5 billion of us are the same, of course.