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    17 Gifts To Buy The Weirdest Person You Know

    There's something for everybody, honest.

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    1. This blobfish cushion that just wants a cuddle.

    2. This toothbrush holder that is shocked when you don't floss enough.®-Toothbrush-Holder-Container-Cradle/dp/B00XBSA8O6/

    Get it on Amazon, £1.70, or in the US for $3.99.

    3. This poop pillow that reminds you that shit happens.

    4. This pufferfish nightlight that will light up the deepest sea.

    5. These fast food socks that are a feast for your feet.

    Get them at Amazon, £6.69, or get a similar set in the US for $8.99+.

    6. This stress keyring with a little worried-looking pea.

    7. This snail tape measure that is weirdly useful.

    8. This snuggly shark pencil case that is a total lovebug.

    Get it at ASOS, £14, or in the US for $23.

    9. This shower accessory that will make a splash in your bathroom.

    Get it on ASOS, £6, or in the US for $9.50.

    10. This nervy watermelon that isn't sure whether it wants you to take the tape or not.

    Get it at ASOS, £14, or in the US for $23.

    11. This snow globe with a festive sprout so cute you'll eat your greens.

    12. This very useful nugget notebook.

    Get it at Urban Outfitters, £7, or in the US from Central23 on Etsy for $13.91.

    13. This cactus bauble that adds some desert glam to your tree.

    Get it at ASOS, £13, or in the US for $21.

    14. These banana salt and pepper shakers that'll make you say "top banana!"

    15. This burger bauble because it's holiday season for burgers too.

    16. This pastel sushi notebook that is big-time kawaii.

    17. And this traditional Christmas pickle.

    Get it at Urban Outfitters, £8, or in the US from Amazon for $8.06.