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    Posted on Apr 21, 2018

    18 Jokes You'll Relate To If You Have A Toddler In Your Life

    "Just overheard my toddler say “uh-oh” from the other room, which either means I need to retrieve a toy from behind the couch or we need to change our identities and move out of state again."

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    Cathy Ngo/BuzzFeed

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    One of my favorite things is watching a toddler stumble around a wedding dance floor like they've had four vodkas and are looking for someone to fight.

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    Michael Spohr/ BuzzFeed

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    There's a 20 min window after my toddler poops that I can fart all want and no one even asks who it was

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    *Things that are fast* FAST: An attacking cobra SUPER FAST: Lightning TOO FAST TO EVEN SEE: A toddler snatching the glasses off your face #parenting #DadLife

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    Cathy Ngo / BuzzFeed

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    Just overheard my toddler say “uh-oh” from the other room, which either means I need to retrieve a toy from behind the couch or we need to change our identities and move out of state again.

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    Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed

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    Cathy Ngo/ BuzzFeed

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    Feeling Passionately About Subjects While Still Being Dead Wrong: a treatise cowritten by my Facebook friends and my toddlers.

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    Nora Whelan / BuzzFeed

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    Give a toddler a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a toddler to fish, and they will make you do it for them anyway.

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    Kayla Yandoli/ BuzzFeed

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    Cathy Ngo/ BuzzFeed

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    A mischievous toddler is the fastest land mammal.

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