1. She's the queen of rules, organisation, and office supplies, which means I'd never get confused by a Bullet Journal again.
2. We would power pose together.
3. She'd teach me her PG-13 threats.
4. We'd also discuss our favourite smooching scenes from books.
5. I am desperate to find out the details of this Handshake Seminar, so I may too attend.
6. She'd teach me how to manage annoying co-workers.
7. She'd help me bond with other female co-workers too.
8. There's a strong chance Amy could rope in Terry to dance for me.
9. She refuses to accept sub-standard button makers, so I'd always have premium pins.
10. She'd help me study for every single test – and I'd nail it.
11. I strongly believe in the power of the Shoulder Nova.
12. She'd re-assure me that how I looked doesn't correlate to how good I am at my job.
13. Four-drink Amy would have a blast at my next house party.
14. Amy's respect for proper grammar is something I share.
15. Amy's inability to be chill in front of exciting opportunities is also something I share.
16. You know that we'd have the best damn cruise of our lives together.
17. Amy Santiago, call me!
