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Take this quiz to find out how you will charge into battle waving your meat.

What Hero Of The Battle Of Salamis Are You?

What is your most embarrassing moment of the night?

Gods you were strong back then! Bobby will slip you an edible as his reign ends, and you'll spend the rest of the night looking for your yorkie-poo.

King Carter the "Loud"

You will take 15 tequila shots (most of them before the guests arrive), put some mozzarella sticks in the oven, then pass out before you get a chance to take them out. Don't worry, you're a champ at throwing up.

General Conder the Undignified

You'll arrive late to your own party, most of the way to blackout, and start a conversation by saying "Don't you hate it when \*something that literally never happens to anyone but you.\*"

Sounak (Raj?) Das, Commander of the Sullied Sheets

Darn, looks like you got conquered. You'll go to your room early, get high, and play video games.

Jared the Darned

You'll arrive late with your girlfriend and all of her roommates. You'll sabotage your friends by force feeding them "brownies" and burn a pizza before going to bed.

King Bobby the Hungry

Sorry bud, but you're not perfect. You'll say you're doing fine, but deep down you'll know you've had 1 or 4 too many. You'll stand by this statement, even as you puke into the nearest receptacle, even if it is a shoe box.

General Aidz the Cleansed

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