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What Hero Of The Battle Of Salamis Are You?

Take this quiz to find out how you will charge into battle waving your meat.

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  1. How much are planning on drinking?
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    It doesn't matter, I can handle it even if I puke
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    It doesn't matter, I'll end up drinking too much
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    I only drink fancy drinks, so only a couple
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    Whatever the amount, I won't use a cup
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    You know, a reasonable amount
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    I'm going for medium-trash
  2. Pick your poison
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    100 proof rye-Whiskey and cooking wine
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    Tequila and fireball
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    Grapey-fruit vodky-vod with Sprite
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    Only the finest aged scotch
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    Svedka
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    Doesn't really matter, it's all coming back up
  3. When are you going to show up?
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    At the pregame
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    I live here, bitch
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    Once my tindy-d is over
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    Towards the end, girlfriend in tow
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    Whenever my boyfriend breaks up with me again, so probably after midnight
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    I've been here, but I was playing Overwatch
  4. You lookin??
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    Threesome?
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    Nah, I'm good
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    My tinder is blowing up
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    Probably, at this point
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    Yes
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    Not intentionally
  5. What did you queue?
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    Mr. Brightside, 3 times in a row
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    Titanium by David Guetta & Sia
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    Bodak Yellow
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    It Wasn't Me
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    Something Bad
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    Some unhype Tyler The Creator song
  6. Status update tomorrow?
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    Just gonna sleep it off...until 6pm
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    No food for 34 hours
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    Maybe go on a run
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    I'll probably have sex a couple times
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    I probably won't go to bed, I need to do laundry
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    Sleep until 4pm, but not because of the hangover
  7. What is your most embarrassing moment of the night?
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    I got a corn tramp stamp
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    Insulted some lesbians
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    Found a used condom in your laundry, blamed everyone else, realized it was yours
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    Lost a fight
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    Drunk texted my aunt about how lit I was
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    Mistakenly tried to fight someone based on their first name
  8. Pick your drunk food.
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    Mozzarella sticks
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    Mary Jane
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    Annie's Mac & Cheese
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    Whole jar of peanut butter
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    Progresso Clam Chowder and mini pizzas
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    Jak's pizza, Oreos, and Coke
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