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Which Dee Reynolds Should You Wife Up?

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She's loud. She's furious. She's screaming. She's terrible. You and your wrathful wife should go on a nice honeymoon to somewhere she can let out her aggression -- Like the batting cages, or a street fight.

Angry Dee

Are you looking for the perfect woman to benchpress you and punch you a new hole....in your wall? Then Sweet Dee hopped up on steroids is the woman for you!

'Roided Out Dee

Every now and then, she has moments of being genuinely soft......Well, softer than usual. Whether she's hyped that a scheme went right for her for a change or she genuinely thinks that insult was a compliment, your new wife is here with a smile and you've got at least ten seconds of this good mood left before someone inevitably ruins it. Enjoy the honeymoon period!

Sweet Dee

Lucky for you, this version of Dee is the one that's around most of the time, so you get to see your new wife pretty often. She's overconfident, rude to men, and probably going to brag about her nonexistent talents and fall down. On the bright side, she's also gonna call you a "workout jerk" or "turkey" or something and then try to bang you, so you can down some booze too and put that on the schedule.

Drunk Dee

Congratulations! Your wife is on the floor and not going to move for a couple days, but she's finally happy. She's satisfied and she's got exactly what she wanted: crack. Sure it's a little bit pathetic, but enjoy the couple days of peace and quiet while you two lay completely still and blissed all the way out.

Crackhead Dee

Your best match is a Dee that just had a big burst of inspiration or confidence and she's letting it all out in cuss words. She's going to swagger into the room and call everyone an assdick or tell them to eat a dick or something, but that just means that she's briefly found a direction in life. Enjoy your loud, foulmouthed, motivated new bride.

Crass Dee

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