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    19 Quotes That British People, And British People Only, Will Feel Deep In Their Soul

    "Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, a bag of chips, keema naan, and nine poppadoms."

    Recently, Twitter user @hol0801 asked people to quote her tweet with things that only Brits would understand.

    quote this tweet with something only a british person could relate to

    And folks didn't disappoint – here are some of our fave responses!

    1. This moment that defined the term "sore loser":

    @hol0801 Dear lord what a sad little life Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on😂😂😂

    2. The time an ad for glasses became a medical drama:

    @hol0801 Karen we have a cat with no pulse

    3. This accidentally hilarious comparison:

    and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

    ITV / Via

    4. The order we all secretly long to place:

    @hol0801 Chicken bhuna Lamb bhuna Prawn bhuna Mushroom rice Bag of chips Keema naan 9 poppadoms

    5. The number that's etched into the brain of every Brit:

    6. This argument that probably wouldn't hold up in court:

    I didn’t call you baldy, baldy

    7. This next-level misunderstanding:

    David’s dead

    Channel 5 / Via

    8. This ~intense~ convo:

    @hol0801 i'm sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that init yeah and hadiqa you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates with you alright.

    9. The most brutal memory trick around:


    10. The day we all realised how badly a tractor could be driven:

    Shall a do him? A fancy but, he’ll give me a right bollocking won’t he. But yeah, a do fancy it big timeee. FUCK HIM AM GOING FOR IT, HES DONE HIM HES DONE HIM! A best get back to the farm and hide, HES gonna have my fuckin pants down, he did not he did not look happy. CRAZY

    11. That time things got way too real:

    At one point I even kidnapped me own mar

    12. The drama and tragedy of this incredible scene:


    13. Will's performance of a lifetime:

    @hol0801 I am a man who has just moved into he local area

    14. This ~interesting~ proposition:

    do you wanna lick it? sorry? my cornetto, do you wanna lick it?

    Channel 4 / Via

    15. This (actually quite emotional) quote:

    I’m not crying it’s just hayfever

    16. This disGOStang accusation:

    it was fuckin one of yas

    17. You can probably hear the accent of this catchphrase:


    18. The time Stephen let Chris know exactly where the line was:

    we all like a bad boy though don’t we? yeah not a fucking terrorist though chris.

    19. And last but FAR from least, this incredible moment pretty much changed the face of British TV:


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