These 17 Hilarious Irish Tweets From August Had Me Snorting With Laughter This Month
"Casually said that I hope Beyoncé brings her tour back to Europe and my Mam instantly replied, 'Amy, you're 31, you should be hoping interest rates come down.'"
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Psycho Killer pic.twitter.com/ZhHBuRowOJ
— Hattori Hunzo (@Oh_Deer_Diner) August 17, 2023
2.
Well she’s not called parker relaxy https://t.co/4VvMlQtRKN
— cassidy xcx (@olsencassidy) August 16, 2023
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fulfilling my duty as the boyfriend of a bi woman today (going to see phoebe bridgers live)
— Ian (@imgrandsure) August 20, 2023
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mom: oh that’s nice honey… pic.twitter.com/ttGzdQcZdN
— Kira 🌸 Shipped Baldur's Gate 3 🔥 (@KiraKiraCosmo) August 16, 2023
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Casually said that I hope Beyoncé brings her tour back to Europe and my Mam instantly replied, "Amy, you're 31, you should be hoping interest rates come down" pic.twitter.com/i2aSQJfk5o
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) August 15, 2023
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Delighted to start my new job today as a senior software engineer in charge of ATM transactions for Bank of Ireland! Had a super first day, can't wait to login tomorrow and get back to the grindstone!
— Lorcan O'Neill (@forksinthebag) August 15, 2023
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Showgirls (1995) pic.twitter.com/Z8PUbA7muG
— Dr Sean Travers (@seanjetravers) August 21, 2023
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the best part about germany is trying to decipher which water bottles are still and which are sparkling. the answer is that they are all sparkling. get ready to fizz brother
— Ian (@imgrandsure) August 22, 2023
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massive original Barbie to replace the Spire https://t.co/TrzP8a6A5j
— Tommy (@Tommy_Byrn) August 23, 2023
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Me looking at myself in the camera of the self service checkout at Tesco. pic.twitter.com/hK5tQ8UQrS
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) August 25, 2023
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was in the doctors this morning cause my throat’s fucked and he checked my glands cause he thought they looked a bit swollen but then just muttered ‘oh no, just an awful thick neck’ under his breath like I wasn’t a two foot away from him
— spochadóir (@spochadoir) August 23, 2023
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Reminds me of when I went to a German doctor to get an ultrasound, and when I told him I was from Ireland he slapped my exposed, gelled-up belly and laughed "oooh, belly full of beer!" https://t.co/kzpOUKAGoA
— matt (@therockisdead_) August 24, 2023
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Big ‘Tyrone man living in London’ vibes off him https://t.co/47gr7LBEev
— Seána (@GrantSana) August 23, 2023
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it’s giving barbenheimer pic.twitter.com/A8B65cc6nu
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) August 24, 2023
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joan of arc had the first fuckass bob pic.twitter.com/T5udQh5fXD
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) August 23, 2023
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yeah no i definitely can. i'm just choosing not to,,,,,,,, for a joke https://t.co/IPo0mBtLD7
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 23, 2023
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Thank God I washed out that jar of tomato sauce before recycling 🙏🏻 https://t.co/m9JDSurctu
— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) August 21, 2023
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