Celebrity·Posted on Mar 8, 2017If Josephine From "The Bachelor" Didn't Steal Your Heart, You're Probably HeartlessHey, can I steal you away for a sec? It's important.by Andrea HickeyBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you watched this season of The Bachelor, you'll remember Josephine, a Registered Nurse from Santa Cruz, CA. josephinetutman / Via instagram.com There she is. Right there. See her? ABC On the first episode, she showed up with a (possibly uncooked) HOT DOG INSIDE A BOOK. ABC AND THEN SHE MADE NICK EAT IT. Hey, this is a super weird move, but I can guarantee Nick didn't forget the hot dog lady. ABC "Do you wanna, like, Lady and the Tramp it?" But Josephine would soon prove that she was a damn force to be reckoned with. When the women were challenged to perform skits with Nick at the Museum of Broken Relationships, she took no prisoners. ABC She was the only one who took this challenge seriously. JOSEPHINE RESPECTS THE ARTS. Not only did she (probably) get instant acceptance into Julliard for her breakup scene with Nick, she topped it all off by SLAPPING HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC It was EASILY the best performance. Sadly, it was overshadowed by Liz's bizarre and super long speech to Nick, which wasn't even acting. It was just a speech. But she wasn't done there. She also casually wrote a Broadway-style love ballad and sang it to Nick. And did I mention her voice is incredible?? ABC Is there nothing Josephine can't do????!!!!!!! The answer is no. Sadly, probably because The Bachelor's producers didn't expect someone so multitalented and amazing, Josephine was kicked off at the beginning of week 6. ABC But, turns out there is still some good in the world, because Josephine came back for "The Women Tell All" special. And she looked INCREDIBLE. ABC She looked like a beautiful goth princess. Please SOMEONE tell me where I can get that dress. More importantly, she did NOT. TAKE. ANYONE'S BULLSHIT. ALL. NIGHT. ABC Her reactions deserved their own show. The majority of the drama stemmed from the conflict between Corinne and Taylor. A lot of former contestants also ganged up on Corinne for her behavior in the house. ABC But Josephine wasn't having it. ABC Josephine: the voice of reason. She clearly didn't agree with the majority opinion in the group that Corinne shouldn't have taken a nap during the rose ceremony or taken her top off during the photo shoot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Same, J. Same. Best of all, Josephine straight-up shut Taylor's hypocrisy down. SHE SHUT IT RIGHT DOWN!!! ABC ABC And when Taylor's recap came on, Josephine was not having any part of it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC EXPERT-LEVEL EYE ROLL. She was basically facepalming along with us at home. ABC Josephine's best reaction of the night was when Elizabeth (who????) called Corinne a "slob kebab." For once, there was pretty unanimous confusion in the group. ABC After the show, she even posted this on Instagram, like the peace-keeper she is. josephinetutman / Via instagram.com Josephine, wherever you are, whatever you're doing now, you are a treasure. josephinetutman / Via instagram.com More like Jose-Queen! :) ABC Sorry.