The REAL Sexiest Men Alive List 2017

The official list, made of the people, by the people, and for the people.

1. IDRIS ELBA

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No explanation necessary. IDRIS ELBA WAS ROBBED.

2. Dev Patel

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Dev Patel has redefined "Longbottoming" so thoroughly that it is now called "Pateling". Wtf does "Sheltoning" mean? NOTHING.

3. Chris Hemsworth

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Look, a Chris has to be on this list, and right now, Hemsworth is the best damn one. Yes, his biceps are bigger than my head and he seems to enjoy eating grass, but have you seen Thor: Ragnorok? ? ?

4. Taika Waititi

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Speaking of Thor, meet its hot-af director, Taika Waititi. Not only has he directed the funniest movie this year, but he's also a grade-A weirdo. Honestly, that just makes him hotter.

5. Jason Momoa

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My sun and stars, Jason Momoa is the literal definition of a "man". Some might even call him "Aquaman" 😏

I'm sorry, that was bad, just forget it and just look at this picture some more.

6. Michael B. Jordan

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Fact: the most underrated famous Michael Jordan is also the hottest.

7. Alexander Skarsgard

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Yes, he was terrifying in Big Little Lies, but admit it, even when he was at his most psychotic, you hated yourself for still finding him hot. And because of that, he is on this list.

8. Donald Glover

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First he was robbed of Spiderman, and now he's robbed of this. Donald Glover/Childish Gambino/Future King of Pride Rock/TROY "T-BONE" "BUTT-SOUP" BARNES deserves justice.

9. Cole Sprouse

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Honestly, I don't get it. He's weird. He's a weirdo. But the internet seems to love him, which is more than Blake Shelton could say.

10. P E T E R from The Bachelorette

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The contestant who went on a show all about marriage only to refuse to get married, he may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but just look at him.

11. Leslie Odom Jr.

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I know, I know, Lin-Manuel Miranda is a literal angel put on this Earth, but BURR DESERVES SOME LOVE.

12. Oscar Isaac

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He can act, sing, can pilot an X-wing fighter, and plays the guitar. What more could you want?

13. Jon Hamm

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Jon Hamm covering half of his face is still sexier than 90% of the population.

14. A Ryan. Any Ryan. Just Close Your Eyes and Point to One.

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We all have our personal preference (Reynolds), but we can all agree that both of these men (but mostly Reynolds) deserve to be on the list (but Ryan Reynolds deserves it more).

15. Rihanna

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Yes, Rihanna is not a man, BUT any list that has the word "Sexy" in the title automatically has her in it. That's just a law of nature, I can't go against that.