Sheffield, EnglandBelgium, BrusselsSalt Lake City, UtahItalyBerlin, GermanyVenezuelaAustralia
Pure, Unadulterated SassDarkYou can't put me in a boxTake it or leave itI never know what to sayToo intellectual for you to comprehendI know I'm funny
Plaid on plaid on plaidBlack on black on black with a hint of blackGirly but not over done with a lil bow on topEnglandGenuine Fur CoatsUrban casual chicGoodwill
Pass on all fruits and veggiesWhatever mom feeds meSmoothies & Grilled Cheese SammiesMy weird Asian foodPasta and soup yet still spends $125 on groceriesI might have eaten todayFood from England
I went to a yoga class that felt like a birthing classI'm trying to gain weightI dig holes in the backyardNothing but my butt keeps growingI exercise my brainI bike fast to class because always waking up lateI did a new REC class today!
Dylan O'BrienI am my own celebrity crushJohn KrasinskiDallas- the cityBill Nye the Science GuyMy momJesse Williams
CryingBeat them upGet evenTalk it outLick their neckI just don't get angry/ where do I hide the bodyConflict's not my thing
Which Aspen Girl Are You?
If you're funky, fresh, and free, as well as spicy, saucy, and sassy, then you're this lil nug. Chances are you have a thing for calf muscles and climbing buildings. You probably never think about what you're saying until it's out, and you say something along the lines of, "oh I didn't like that at all." Be proud of being an Aerryn.
If you're small and snuggly, you're probably also the cutest roomie. Chances are you're making avocado smoothies or grilled cheese sammies. If you're an Ana, behind the cuteness is a fireball that crackles with spunk and sass. People can catch you at HEB buying ice cream in a comfy cardigan.
If you can easily switch from 4th grade humor to sarcasm, then you're definitely an Ashley. You love to consistently surprise your roomies with mysterious traits that no one knew you had. You're also probably situationally unaware but love to understand people.
Most likely you are really cute and everyone wants to snuggle with you but you could care less about any emotions or feelings others are having. You're the kind of person I love to hate.
If you can play forty instruments while also hitting forty octaves above the normal range, then you're an Esther. You are probably passionate about middle-aged women and cow coffee mugs. Chances are you want to sew your own flannel but most likely can't find where you put it in your room. *burps for a minute straight*
If you like to hold hands while exchanging sassy banter, then you're a Nikki. You're a rare breed, and many wish to be you. Alas, not everyone can be a cute lil Strawberry Shortcake. You have started global movements such as, "shambles" or "yeah, no". You're frequently out and about with your significant other singing songs of magic and moving others to tears.
Congrats, you're a Randi. If you've successfully intimidated someone today or upstaged any and everyone, then you're truly this black beauty. By black beauty, we mean you're actually just a tall and pale unicorn. Keep stealing souls and having a RBF.