4. A pair of shoe bling to bedazzle some boring pumps or flats. (Faux) diamonds are a shoe's best friend.
6. A shoe shine kit that will basically be the same as having a little old man in trousers and a newsboy cap with you at all times.
7. A pair of deodorizers because I know you like to thank yo' shoes don't stank but please, for the love of OutKast, buy a damn deodorizer.
10. A shoe chair because do you actually love shoes if you don’t sit on a shoe to put on your shoes? Say "shoes" again. Shoes!
13. A sneaker pet bed because sure, you love your cat but you’d love your cat more if it slept in a sneaker. Amirght?
17. A pack of heel stoppers that'll prevent that sinking feeling you get when your heels start digging into the grass.
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