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    9 Disney Princesses Ranked By How Long They Will Last Under The Coming Pro-Eugenics Regime

    Führer, Führer on the wall, who's the purest of them all?

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    9. Ariel: Day One Execution On Broadcast Television

    8. Pocahontas: Killed Via 'Helicopter Ride' After Being Found Guilty Of Miscegenation

    7. Princess Jasmine: Mistakenly Killed By A Predator Drone On Her Wedding Night

    6. Merida: Killed In A Firefight After Leading A Rebel Sneak Attack

    5. Rapunzel: Dies During House Arrest

    4. Cinderella: Commits Suicide Via Cyanide Capsule In The Last Days of The Regime

    3. Snow White: Dies of Tuberculosis Two Days After Being Liberated From Reagan Concentration Camp; Was Sent There For Hiding Seven Undesirables

    2. Belle: Convicted On All 5 Charges In The Post War Tribunals And Sentenced To Death

    1. Tiana: Escapes To Cuba And Survives

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