Paris Hilton (feat. The Internet) Went All ‘Mean Girls’ On Kim Kardashian

Yes, Kim Kardashian was a Cady Heron, too.

Kim Kardashian is unavoidable.

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Yes, that is one word that suits her perfectly. You may think she is not that cute nor that smart, but, guess what? Yes! You are still thinking of her!

Now, it is not like I am a belieber over this woman, or something, but one thing I am sure as hell an unbelieber of is mean-girling.

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And yes, even while breaking the Internet, Kim K had her very own Regina George.

Can you guess her identity? She is tall. She is blonde. And she is super skinny.

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Also, she is a multimillionaire heiress — but, well, money is not exactly an issue for one of the most popular members of the K Media Empire.

You still don’t know who she is?

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Oh, yes! Just after Kim’s big Internet breaking, two memes were shared all over the worldwide social media.

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One of them being a comparison between Emma Watson obtaining a bachelor’s degree in English Literature (am I the only one who finds this strange after reading “50 Shades of Grey”) and her, admitting that her very best talent is to bounce a glass of champagne on her butt without spilling it.

The other meme was just a frenemy-ly reminder of Kim’s professional beginnings, of one of her firsts and, of course, not-so-dreamy — or more like nightmare — jobs.

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Specifically, being Paris Hilton’s friend-whom-she-abused-of, friend-whom-she-called-maid, friend-who-cleaned-her-closet — which, thanks to “Bling Ring,” we know it is big — a.k.a. frenemy.

Now, we already know that reality shows are almost fiction (if you didn’t, I am so sorry you found out this way, but you deserve to know the truth), so we can easily forgive and forget Paris’s Regina-George-y attitude towards Kim K.

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As a matter of fact, Paris Hilton said that Kim had been friends with her “since they were little girls,” and that she was “proud of her,” to end up all this gossip on the big Burn Book (a.k.a. Twitter). But Internet never forgets. And yes, it is mean-girling one of the most influential and rich celebrities of all the showbiz history with her past — just because she had a shitty first job.

Because, I mean, girls, which one of us hasn’t had one shitty first job?

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And, in defense of Mrs. West, I must say that some of us would rather clean Paris Hilton’s closet than writing down that you want your pumpkin spice latte with soy milk.

So, girls, let’s not judge Kim over her shitty first job! OK?

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Keep on judging her for the nudes she posts on Instagram or just for the simple fact that she is not trendsetting a good stereotype for women in America.

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And for it’s shocking that little girls are exposed to the eccentricities that her family has publicly done.

But not over her shitty first job. Amen.