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11 Of The Most Obnoxious Banner Ads From The '90s

If annoying you is wrong, these ads don't wanna be right.

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Via thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

Spoiler alert: You've won a tiny, confusing ball. Congratulations.

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Via oldassgifs.tumblr.com

"Uh, no, 'Repport' isn't a typo. We just wanted to see if you'd notice it, since you're such a genius and all."

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Via blog.zone38.net

Nothing says "urgent!" like a banner that looks like it's actively trying to escape from your monitor.

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Via techspot.com

CLICK HERE, DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM BECAUSE OF YOUR BANNER AD-INDUCED SEIZURE, PRIZES AND LUXURY* AWAIT.

*PRIZES AND LUXURY DO NOT ACTUALLY AWAIT

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Via online.wsj.com

Did™ we™ really™ need™ to™ trademark™ MONKEY™?

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Not sure if trick question or really subtle soda rebranding.
Via s125.photobucket.com

Not sure if trick question or really subtle soda rebranding.

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Via thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

Has your health been recalled? It's more common than you might think.

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Via fidelitasdevelopment.com

Blurry, low-res photo of a celebrity? Check. Asterisk that alludes to terms and details that may or may not exist? Check. Irritating vibration so you can't actually read anything on the banner ad in the first place? Check, check, and a-check.

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Via thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

Was this for stock alert software or a support group for folks with really inaccurate laser vision? The world may never know.

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Via theworsthorse.com

No. No no no no. No? No.

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Via thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

"I know what'll get people to click on our ad: CRIPPLING EXISTENTIAL PONDERINGS."

Do you know what your marketing is doing?

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