I assume you're familiar with Pop-Tarts. They're a kind of pastry sandwich filled with a sweet flavour like chocolate or apple, and you can put them in the toaster.
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Not sure Mary Berry would approve but, hey, they have fans.
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Well, on Friday evening the US Pop-Tarts Twitter account put out this tweet: "I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny."
I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny
Now, we can only assume that the company was referring to a "fanny pack" (British translation: bum bag), but the word "fanny" has an entirely different meaning in a British context.
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When British people talk about "fanny", we're not talking about your bum (American translation: butt) we're typically referring to...the vagina. Fanny is vagina. Vagina is fanny.
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So it's important to note that Pop-Tarts and vaginas have no business being combined — unless you're into that kind of thing, of course. And who are we to judge?
@tkfc @PopTartsUS idk wtf you think we're doing over here but we are def not inserting poptarts into our vaginas
Naturally, British Twitter is mortified.
@PopTartsUS British people reading this:
"I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my...vagina?"
@PopTartsUS Um, guys? This tweet does NOT work in Britain. Just FYI....😬
@PopTartsUS
@PopTartsUS People in the UK reading this
@PopTartsUS If one thing can bring Britain back together, it's our shock at this.
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@PopTartsUS In your what???
@PopTartsUS @CharleyyRachael UK Twitter be like
So, to recap: This is a bum bag. We're calling this a bum bag. Let's universally get on the same page and all call it a bum bag, and we can avoid instances like this.
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