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the old church on smith road you know the one
help me please i am trapped here. i am neither hot nor cold yet my flesh boils from my bones with all of the fury of icy oblivion. i am engulfed in a blizzard of perpetually rendered flames. the sights i have seen have left me without fear of death and, in its stead, i long for it. the nightmarish visages i have brought to this realm demand 3 crave cases from white castle and diet cokes. like 12 or so of them id guess would do it. they didnt give me a number. im just ballparking it. so bring those crave cases to the side door of the abandoned church at the end of smith road and just leave them there. i will periodically check for them when i take breaks from plucking the hairs from my body in anguish as i let out strained blood-curdling screams until my throat is raw. 3 of them. thank you.
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