67 Tweets From Black Twitter That Have Got Me Through This Rainy April

    "My barbie’s boyfriend was always action man, she don’t know Kenneth"

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    Nobody: Barbara from Abbott Elementary: https://t.co/gDiWeGQ8dw

    Twitter: @nipsey

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    Stop………….. https://t.co/EtTX2afenV

    Twitter: @jasebyjason

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    Was I hot? Maybe. I won this dougie battle tho! https://t.co/BxxX5siyCI

    Twitter: @LyricMijiFlood

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    Whitney in Cinderella before turning that pumpkin into a carriage https://t.co/ikWPNtUJlS

    Twitter: @jacobeiscool

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    Me when I understand one sentence in #SuccessionHBO business conversations

    Twitter: @BeeBabs

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    The unplucked wig oh they went the authentic route omg https://t.co/08fHxVD0OI

    Twitter: @keyon

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    this is my fucking barber. im so livid right now😩 https://t.co/czfRsazLSw

    Twitter: @ceefooddiet

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    Wyd after pregnancy? https://t.co/nRt4XduqXX

    Twitter: @rj2studios

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    I forget that Charmed was just Nollywood with white people. https://t.co/cZmGURkXjr

    Twitter: @seyishome

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    Erm this is low-key ableist. He had anxiety. https://t.co/SCBW0CzHS1

    Twitter: @camillard

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    My barbie’s boyfriend was always action man, she don’t know Kenneth

    Twitter: @VivSaintLaurent

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    Twitter: @boredhubpremium

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    The face of someone who knows he will never have to wash plates or bring back change from the supermarket, God abeg 🤲🏿 https://t.co/pbT1pzM3dG

    Twitter: @LateefSaka

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    When I see black people in places I don’t normally see black people" 😂

    Twitter: @TasetiReloaded

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    £2.29?? https://t.co/avPhQmw1wx

    Twitter: @Willof_D_

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    mario was chasing a bitch n he was chasing a check🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/e6kq1Ernuk

    Twitter: @raffyflippedher

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    & what Alexa ass had to say?? https://t.co/NysGQVzSxx

    Twitter: @OhLyseDoIt

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    I would’ve said “your*” and ruined the whole vibe https://t.co/40d0WlvrHX

    Twitter: @theebryonnaab

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    Gen X: “Thank GOD we used to do all our dirt before social media and digital cameras. Whew! Couldn’t be us!” Hulu: *making a Freaknik 94 documentary*

    Twitter: @brownandbella

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    Twitter: @cuntneykardash

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    I hate at concerts when a male artist say “Let me sing to just the ladies rn”… I paid for a ticket too. Serenade me nigga.

    Twitter: @JaquanLeonard

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    Monet & Lorenzo from Shein https://t.co/mZl2GsMxpv

    Twitter: @DonDadaNYC

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    Can this movie release already so 48 year old white men can stop pretending to care https://t.co/cjUaxh2vLJ

    Twitter: @Homostokesual

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    Beloved, this is Eco Style gel https://t.co/wMwyKqM4xy

    Twitter: @868nathan

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    You got a lisp? https://t.co/IPhvnCo6bE

    Twitter: @DeuceGotti__

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    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

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    this the tattoo girls be getting under their titties https://t.co/RSioc1Rg7A

    Twitter: @upblissed

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    We hung out once & I put that pipe on her & she showed up the next day with a spend the nite bag & ain’t left my fuckin house since. https://t.co/0u1XdG5Gti

    Twitter: @TheeDreadGod

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    Twitter: @MamaAvesha

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    If you feel like engaging with your own sexual energy is “having sex with demons”, then maybe the call is coming from inside the house pookie https://t.co/IAhLuXgbXp

    Twitter: @Zipporah_I_Am

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    nah cause this be me when hov come on https://t.co/hk8mRYzMtS

    Twitter: @jhilikeye

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    Yall be throwin DC Youngfly in these films like sum parsley https://t.co/XPT9fBctMO

    Twitter: @DuragSlim

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    Why did I think the squares would turn 💀? https://t.co/xHfJKxSWNf

    Twitter: @Ikechi_OUFZ

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    Ngl .. if amber cheaper than y’all and got better service without 82726272 rules in the booking site ? I’m going to amber https://t.co/eXUFzCH0B5

    Twitter: @BeyondBeautiful

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    When I say squirrels are rats with pretty privilege https://t.co/tE10FVK2qD

    Twitter: @ReinaaNatasha

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    The momma named it HBO Max so Imma call it HBO Max https://t.co/yI9RS6bypP

    Twitter: @SoloChills

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    trust the process. https://t.co/yYAE8oI6BS

    Twitter: @nuffsaidny

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    I am not a log 😞 https://t.co/GF3diSX6Ff

    Twitter: @vinn_ayy

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    Boyega bout to drop down from the rafters like Sting https://t.co/Gl9nNkpn3y

    Twitter: @kaftert

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    Where’s your best friend right now? https://t.co/clJbBu1dnV

    Twitter: @NotYetUhuru_

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    Nigga a smooth criminal fr https://t.co/cREtyQFl4b

    Twitter: @crackcobain__

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    My coochie trash? https://t.co/0K1IoK5c34

    Twitter: @TheBaddestMitch

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    Aldi are the DHGate of the food world https://t.co/tTKtPOAYsu

    Twitter: @itsshabs

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    Nigga in Microsoft https://t.co/z9FwbjiogT

    Twitter: @BANDS919

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    Lord protect the diaspora 🙏🏿 https://t.co/ozs375kVeo

    Twitter: @solomonmissouri

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    Rap girlies been real quiet since Van Van started dropping freestyles https://t.co/YwtW8qnvth

    Twitter: @Brieyonce

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    Twitter: @VERONASFILMS

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    Me joining you all tomorrow unverified 🥰 https://t.co/ujDlcsV8aL

    Twitter: @halleberry

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    Imagine minding your business and a random nigga start squeezing you. As a manfish… https://t.co/qQCIA5J0UO

    Twitter: @thotzekage

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    This is an excellent metaphor for what happens in corporate:

    Twitter: @MrsBundrige

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    Twitter: @GDWRKARTS

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    The way she fixed her edges after he kissed her 😭

    Twitter: @yzyupdates

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    This that “we don’t like your kind around here Boy” coke I wanna try it https://t.co/sM06OhfVkE

    Twitter: @Zvbear

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    Y’all opening the door for the pizza man if y’all ain’t ordered no pizza? https://t.co/lLfrg6jinE

    Twitter: @KaeliiKo

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    Damn I know that tree eating good. https://t.co/R1Z0HCELAL

    Twitter: @AmazonLoni

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    Twitter: @TheldlerWheel

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    Make Black Mirror British again https://t.co/Eh2wnGJks6

    Twitter: @LucyyKT

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    Marvin Gaye family don’t even work, they just put they ear up to the radio https://t.co/xV12KTcok2

    Twitter: @sheezy_t

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    Caresha Bailey the Scientist? https://t.co/hJQd5AkXfU

    Twitter: @twukoi

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    I thought y’all said you weren’t paying attention to anything other than getting your reps in? https://t.co/oV9top5g8H

    Twitter: @foreverimbetter

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    Jerry Springer used to be like "🤓Oh So You Slept With 4 Guys In One Night🚂💨 , Then Kissed Your Work Husband The Next Day & Your Boyfriend Doesn't Know??.…. Well He Knows Now Cause He's Backstage Listening🗣Come On Out Joseph !!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣 Fse RIP THE 📺🐐😂

    Twitter: @JaYunnaMonae

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    Twitter: @TheMimiReign

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    without fail. all hail. 😭 https://t.co/AhQ1mXCFha

    Twitter: @MissSassbox

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    “Think of the messiest person you know. It’s a nigga ain’t it?” https://t.co/jTCpaHtzW3

    Twitter: @ElegantSavant

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    Twitter: @ilydarioz

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    When you see your opps walk into the event pic.twitter.com/CGuOzHZQn8

    — S (@itsshabs) April 28, 2023

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    This is fat erasure. Flounder is supposed to be heavyset. https://t.co/LTM3xLxFzq

    — Mel (@TheBaddestMitch) April 27, 2023