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22 Tweets From Black Twitter This Month That Cracked Me Up

"Hayfever, how long have I got before I’m summoned?"

1.

When you slip up and call him “girl” cause the convo too juicy. 😂

Twitter: @Kheumani

2.

when black history month is over but you’re also a woman

Twitter: @kellyfromHtown

3.

The attending an all girls school to being bisexual pipeline

Twitter: @lailatweetzx

4.

*Jordyn Woods kicks door in* I know that ain’t who I thank it issss! https://t.co/Rwc2NJ4XQv

Twitter: @mediumsizemeech

5.

Twitter: @makeupbyshaniah

6.

I was wondering why he texted me out of nowhere

Twitter: @iamdaynescott

7.

now if that horse put his dick on your back then what https://t.co/s9ZRr12lbK

Twitter: @killahBEENbee

8.

Jamaican mothers when they see a one plate in the sink:

Twitter: @ashindestad

9.

People who collect vinyl records now Spotify’s down

Twitter: @xhakaed

10.

April Fools Day https://t.co/VHJqtgViOn

Twitter: @habibakatsha

11.

Frank had all that nerve and had a whole secret child, that Moesha rewatch as an adult is crazy 💀😭 https://t.co/zbHPLiFPv2

Twitter: @dariccott

12.

Hayfever, How long have I got before I’m summoned?

Twitter: @remiburgz

13.

When the bus you don’t need stops to let you on

Twitter: @notagainben

14.

I’ve got to think of a way to get off this planet by tomorrow

Twitter: @kimberleeykaay

15.

Some of y’all not even battling demons you’re battling stupidity. Leave them demons alone.

Twitter: @khadidon

16.

Sully since season 1 to all his opps #TopBoyNetflix

Twitter: @flyguyrichards

17.

god politics is really just a jobs program for rich kids https://t.co/ls0U3xmBtZ

Twitter: @prettycritical

18.

Total Netflix accounts - 1 million Total Netflix Users - 300 million Netflix CEO: “this story no clear oh”

Twitter: @malikgcfr

19.

Kano has the prettiest eyes man. He made Brown Eyes for himself

Twitter: @distincray_

20.

British press trying to link a story back to Meghan Markle

Twitter: @DionneGrant

21.

if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you are one unserious mf 😭

Twitter: @sarahlugor

22.

All the collective outrage I’ve seen about this Will Smith and Chris Rock slap has been from white people. Black people are mostly like