Black Twitter Was On Fire In May – Here Are 89 Tweets We're Still Chuckling At
"Ariel girllll stay under the sea! Sebastian ain’t lying, it’s ghetto up here!"
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Chinese takeaway owners this week pic.twitter.com/X0ntWV2mls
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) May 4, 2023
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close enough can she drop renaissance visuals https://t.co/GVWzB53Xsi
— clementine (@ilyclemmie) May 1, 2023
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QUICKLY HOW DO YOU SAY MOTHER IN FISH https://t.co/4eTrZFecrr
— Aya 𑁥౿ (@ziarastar) May 1, 2023
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"Fun" right in the name, take your ass to the Annoyment Park. https://t.co/NGCdyKhj06
— Bella Joy Ancora (@BellaJoyAgain) May 2, 2023
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he thinks he’s kevin gates😭 https://t.co/MFeJX88L8R
— Jimmykeene (@fbgkeene) May 2, 2023
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If the British don’t do nothing else, they’re gonna bring disease to a different country https://t.co/02RhTDfa40
— I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) May 3, 2023
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pic.twitter.com/LoNqosV0iO https://t.co/sOsAYgKDnI
— Asia ❤️ (@MsCarter___) May 2, 2023
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Are we 100% sure Russell Westbrook isnt igbo https://t.co/xF52nDQ84W
— lovergrl 👩🏾🎤🖤 (@glasstyy) May 2, 2023
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please don’t invite me to your home if it looks like a bando, i’m not kwajo housing 🙏🏾
— t (@tiannelisex) May 9, 2023
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wait until you find out about 27, buddy 👌🏿 https://t.co/qHHpnbQsXu
— Scully (@isthatscully) May 9, 2023
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mermaids leave ya man at home! the sea is full of oysters and they pearls are full grown! https://t.co/aP68CcyXlJ
— kenaissance (@24hrken) May 9, 2023
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Rita Ora stays booked and BUSY. But have you ever met a Rita Ora fan? It’s giving money laundering scheme
— marcus 🇧🇧🏳️🌈 (@marcusjdl) May 9, 2023
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“Yo bob is fye.”
— The Moment. (@itsKARY_) May 9, 2023
LMFAO 💀 pic.twitter.com/YsohFu9hn8
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This is you lot complaining about cost of living and everything being expensive but still being at all the functions. pic.twitter.com/TFYJ50LW5X
— MK (@M________Kay) May 10, 2023
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FIVE BOMBAPUSSYCLART NOODLE? https://t.co/HJyHEcXpgv
— Himothy the 5th (@HadesMaybe) May 9, 2023
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Niggalations 10:2 https://t.co/f2j9lJtiAa
— the OG (@joinez) May 9, 2023
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The citizens of Stockholm, Sweden looking at the influx of African Americans in the city today
— SHADY PINES (@G_woods90) May 10, 2023
pic.twitter.com/DkJJKiM7hx
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texting him during the Coronation “you’re the only king in my eyes”
— 🌱 (@kvdzii) May 6, 2023
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because he don’t want YOU there. 😭 https://t.co/FA52YvES9e
— ..then where the hell can you go!? (@justcallemslim) May 5, 2023
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she had the last laugh. let this be a lesson. good girl no dey pay. be a sidechick today! https://t.co/Ej5MQomVZI
— SOUTHERN DELICACY (@ehisilozobhie) May 6, 2023
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“I was born in 2007” sounds fake af nobody is born that late bro
— ćortez ✰ (@cxrtezs) May 6, 2023
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Prince Harry's smile to Princess Anne says "yes me reach and dey yah" pic.twitter.com/XQrTv98mn6
— Lorraine King (@lorrainemking) May 6, 2023
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“Eric, no!” 🤣🧜🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/cQf3jTtVXu
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) May 6, 2023
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side bitch turned main bitch turned QUEEN OF ENGLAND????? oh yall got bigger issues than just beans on toast….
— folake aina (@f0lake) May 7, 2023
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Cocaine Bear (2023) https://t.co/VbsslcEfIy
— Jul*an (@NOTjmill26) May 7, 2023
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Charlie watching Tiwa Savage at that Coronation Street ting pic.twitter.com/t08bDcPqIm
— xanthus stan account (@tobikyere) May 1, 2023
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drake's afrobeats album incoming pic.twitter.com/hE1uDnZ0NY
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) May 8, 2023
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When the knees don’t work like they use to 😂 pic.twitter.com/nHMGuL5pvs
— Mesh🇧🇧 (@rahsh33m) May 7, 2023
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she needs to be a lady omg ??? https://t.co/QAePNuOrGT
— Aya 𑁥౿ (@ziarastar) May 8, 2023
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Women really be the comedians fr lmaoo! pic.twitter.com/fGs37v0dwD
— ᦔꪮꪶꪶꪗ (@_trapanese_) May 8, 2023
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He's not special. I've also slept with cheaters. https://t.co/lNhMSJiZhl
— . (@marlotoosaucy) May 8, 2023
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Thin crust Timberlands is craaaaazyyy https://t.co/wC71vdsxVJ
— Security Douglas (@bootyTRVP_) May 9, 2023
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The pilot: “Welcome to Jamaica!”
— Dr. Miami (@TheRealDrMiami) May 8, 2023
The passenger: https://t.co/tzsxmhplAC pic.twitter.com/Rj0gB0XS6y
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The doctor in question. https://t.co/gwh79WRy5P pic.twitter.com/gWww1hZ1dT
— db 🖤 (@dbcxptures) May 10, 2023
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When Jesus Christ returns and wants to visit the UK, will Suella allow it?
— Kelechi (@kelechnekoff) May 17, 2023
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Dream Kardashian really got two of the most lit grandmothers in totally opposite ways https://t.co/kiJuhYwMuL
— Glamorizing Tech👩🏾💻💓 (@princessxap) May 18, 2023
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A school kid approached me for directions and said “excuse me aunty”
— Big Mummy (@Miss_Kess) May 17, 2023
????????????????????????
Sorry but I gave him the wrong directions for that.
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https://t.co/VEGRzRgiz1 pic.twitter.com/9svrI4EvD9
— ruh•roh•mano (@_GordonGartrell) May 18, 2023
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this shit got me hollering pic.twitter.com/L1KIN0Tudt
— withered old crone 🥀 (@FlatEartherKitt) May 18, 2023
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Me, a completely bald man, leaving Ulta with a bag full of Honey Bey hair care products: https://t.co/UGijWQDNZ7 pic.twitter.com/b0AjIV360Z
— SHADY PINES (@G_woods90) May 16, 2023
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Only one man can save Ja… pic.twitter.com/socPrT0e5G
— OB (@OnBeatMusic) May 16, 2023
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King Charles hearing the news unfold: https://t.co/ARyQQh8im2 pic.twitter.com/jz8MFJnBUb
— Ⓣ (@tAN0NYM0USt) May 17, 2023
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When you spin the block and you’re reminded why shit ain’t work the first time https://t.co/FtJkDPl1oJ
— your favorite dad (@malcolmpyeung) May 10, 2023
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i’m gay and even i’d pay a phone bill or sumn, idk https://t.co/P3PlWads6d
— 5hahem aka Dr. Durag (@shaTIRED) May 12, 2023
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Me in my section on Friday https://t.co/HyLlgDakdk pic.twitter.com/EWCekoqmgG
— BOGUS. (@WhereIsMeechie) May 14, 2023