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    83 Tweets That Prove Black Twitter Is Always The Best Side Of Twitter

    "Eat, Pray, Love yourself enough not to try me."

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    March came in the house & didn’t even speak.

    Twitter: @UmEarth2Chelsea

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    Twitter: @OAdeboye

    3.

    CREED III is just ALL ABOUT EVE for men

    Twitter: @lyviescott

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    Twitter: @Rocxxxann

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    teachin a dog to praise dance might be the blackest thing ever😭

    Twitter: @ultralovedeluxe

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    “what’s the prizeee?? TROY?” Has me crying she really said her nigga ain’t even worth a bag of newports https://t.co/nczNjv61zj

    Twitter: @Bachelorhaters

    7.

    World Book Day is the kids Met Gala 😂

    Twitter: @beebenita

    8.

    Rue and Jules if they weren’t written by sam levinson https://t.co/CHE5JT1VgJ

    Twitter: @frankenfemme_

    9.

    She’s right I fear. Sister preaching. Coca Cola needs to return

    Twitter: @iamntyrell

    10.

    The only rock I care about, Chris or otherwise

    Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech

    11.

    Ja Morant’s agent waking up to that video this morning

    Twitter: @TonyCMKE

    12.

    This is troubled waters https://t.co/LdM2g4HEWl

    Twitter: @NkhonoPromise

    13.

    But Will does 😂 https://t.co/MzB7SfbxBL

    Twitter: @audreythefinest

    14.

    As opposed to later and weeks? https://t.co/ByFEtTexQ7

    Twitter: @dbcxptures

    15.

    Gave a cute nigga my number last night and this man texted me at 6:50 this morning talking bout some “Grand rising!”

    Twitter: @vibeswith_tay

    16.

    Lmao Hottie was telling the truth I fear. https://t.co/xOsZUbdRfo

    Twitter: @SOOPGODDESS

    17.

    Eat, Pray, Love yourself enough not to try me. ✨

    Twitter: @kelechnekoff

    18.

    She said u know me as mommy but I’m actually Rihanna lol https://t.co/pskfRJjKSA

    Twitter: @ReciRich

    19.

    Me and my yt co-worker that I love to kiki with. https://t.co/xYqJq7O9iv

    Twitter: @Brandivo

    20.

    You deserve a NAACP award https://t.co/7KzVxEC1jE

    Twitter: @PL4M_

    21.

    that top plate be dusty https://t.co/6lVohHQdDb

    Twitter: @YotdJosh

    22.

    u doin too much w the cake my nigga have some decorum 🤦🏾‍♀️ https://t.co/Z4AIEI06fH

    Twitter: @your_scolioSIS

    23.

    私は確かにそうではありません https://t.co/DgjCcfevK1

    Twitter: @iamtheFLYEST

    24.

    Twitter: @dolandjones

    25.

    Pulling your toothbrush out a bootyhole to start your day is crazy https://t.co/QYEufxOQt9

    Twitter: @thaboyjozu

    26.

    Pussy facing the world. https://t.co/W8gjgnSeof

    Twitter: @iamrenike

    27.

    Just go home dawg. https://t.co/DuBQhBe9Vg

    Twitter: @ShareBoks

    28.

    IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING YOU BITCHES ON?!? https://t.co/ogWXQl5dig

    Twitter: @blackpowerpufff

    29.

    I know kermit is SICK looking at this, fighting the urge to send that “saw ur tweet haha” text https://t.co/6wIYyaxvWN

    Twitter: @NifMuhammad

    30.

    Ice Stew https://t.co/EztBay7Leq

    Twitter: @jsargio_

    31.

    This what future think he looks like 😭 https://t.co/cePtFqJsDd

    Twitter: @tashawashaaa

    32.

    This the kinda lie you could only tell a white person https://t.co/hSEaNH4Ief

    Twitter: @killmesIime

    33.

    gale out-bobbed her im sorry https://t.co/sYC3TAnOG8

    Twitter: @BEYSCAPIST

    34.

    Twitter: @StephanieYeboah

    35.

    Twitter: @blacktwiterthrd

    36.

    If not for Law. Zendaya would still be dressing like a Bay area blasian https://t.co/ysCjJ6TM2S

    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

    37.

    Me tryna remember what tf I was gonna say:

    Twitter: @invis4yo

    38.

    Platty Joobz was one thing. Cozzie live is another. But why did my friend say nervy b. NERVY B? Idk man but Roc Nation, you will crumble!

    Twitter: @thejemmar

    39.

    ik their other clients are sick esht rn 😭 https://t.co/bOPiwNdpHl

    Twitter: @gbennylola

    40.

    Halsey catching a stray from Paris Jackson via Donald glover & Janine Nabers is crazy https://t.co/gXSpsxJUIt

    Twitter: @_haaniyah_

    41.

    30+ years pressed blonde? Cmon now. https://t.co/D6GH1aktSY

    Twitter: @AshTheDonLeon

    42.

    Me? Extra? https://t.co/URIGjO0M43

    Twitter: @OfficialSisQo

    43.

    King Morgan Targaryen, first of his name https://t.co/m3inGUoI26

    Twitter: @westerosies

    44.

    Twitter: @tinyprincess_d

    45.

    "Biting as a love language >>>>" https://t.co/EOxiR5sp1m

    Twitter: @Misfit_Myke

    46.

    Twitter: @iAmCroe

    47.

    katniss everdeen when she sees dogniss neverstudent

    Twitter: @itszaeok

    48.

    look at that evil ass smile she boutta trap a nigga from 4 years ago wit child support smh https://t.co/M46oHkAD60

    Twitter: @upblissed

    49.

    I really understand why the aunties was at Freaknik wit they cootchie lips out https://t.co/Q8m8YBmgF2

    Twitter: @pray2mecca

    50.

    Twitter: @sIowsparty

    51.

    The way Logan DaQuan Roy is about to tear these kids the fuck up. #SuccesionHBO

    Twitter: @ScottieBeam

    52.

    Me in the middle of the club while John Wick kills 40 men beside me

    Twitter: @saviaivas

    53.

    My mum brought me food and told me I could keep the container I thought it was fancy Tupperware…the container

    Twitter: @audreythefinest

    54.

    “I think I got the flu” The flu:

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    55.

    At home, this would have been the visitors door. The rest of us would have to come in through the chimney. https://t.co/4b2wP16Xox

    Twitter: @LeGhettoSnob_

    56.

    You know them ones when she tweets it to back up her story https://t.co/jBfNzBfVbk

    Twitter: @Shaqaveli_182

    57.

    Mind you, she stole this from Ni’Jah https://t.co/Dvh0p1a1tn

    Twitter: @chaothiqqq

    58.

    Twitter: @yousleepontray

    59.

    Me looking at my ass cheeks in the mirror https://t.co/NLZXBpemPO

    Twitter: @FineAssIdi

    60.

    I did this on my girlfriend birthday last year and within 3 minutes we went from 0 mutuals to 9. Never again. https://t.co/U45ZE2iVLp

    Twitter: @Sheer__Opulence

    61.

    goodbye lgbt community, we had a great run. 💓 https://t.co/DyXnZOqNry

    Twitter: @LilNasX

    62.

    Twitter: @_xoxoDi

    63.

    me looking back at the ATM to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    64.

    Not kidz bop dropped the visuals before the birthday blogger 😭😭😭they taking the throne I fear https://t.co/ceVEOrSxWP

    Twitter: @SomaKazima

    65.

    With a neutral face and “hmm” for a little razzle dazzle. https://t.co/eh7Mwm4HfP

    Twitter: @sankofa_bird

    66.

    Cuff It played in the taxi today and the driver immediately turned the volume down

    Twitter: @NotYetUhuru_

    67.

    Black ppl in tech: https://t.co/Zb74JBmXKw

    Twitter: @Fancy12347

    68.

    Twitter: @ungodlywests

    69.

    Asking “Are you married” to a OG like they going to tell you the truth while too short playing is CRAZY https://t.co/l52YSjuQx3

    Twitter: @Marc_Solo

    70.

    NOOO RENEIGH NOOOO💔💔💔💔

    Twitter: @crispypunxni

    71.

    if that hot ass oil don’t kill them germs you was probably meant to d!e idk https://t.co/2wDNrrcbRU

    Twitter: @bankierrr

    72.

    first of all, plaintain is poisonous and will give you gout and liver disease. can't believe you ppl eat that. https://t.co/ThZjoHqJuC

    Twitter: @bad_dominicana

    73.

    You eating pussy and a coal miner is gripping your headback https://t.co/CREwEIx8vK

    Twitter: @ThatDudeMCFLY

    74.

    George Washington on the way to his dollar bill photoshoot

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    75.

    Not her babies hitting the studio before her https://t.co/uWPiXVXIfg

    Twitter: @HerSelections

    76.

    This is how you know the weather is changing, this tweet starts soft launching the sun https://t.co/gRQysqULIF

    Twitter: @SunnyNine9

    77.

    God seasoned the entire ocean with salt so seafood would taste better. Call me when garlic got it’s own Lake in Utah. https://t.co/JIv5CFwEBB

    Twitter: @roywoodjr

    78.

    One thing a beans and toast ass broad will do is MELT THEM FRONTALS HONEY https://t.co/6MpreEQQCU

    Twitter: @lmTheReasonWhy

    79.

    HOW OLD AM I?????????? https://t.co/icqGxiPbC1

    Twitter: @____justsihle

    80.

    Accidentally slept with my contact lens in and woke up and thought a miracle had been blessed on me because I could see

    Twitter: @hashtagcali_

    81.

    the pope has been wearing that same musty robe for a 100 years now why would he decide to be dripped out on a random Saturday afternoon https://t.co/DCZOVuVTQZ

    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

    82.

    Shiv after hearing Tom stepping out on her with Naomi Pierce #Succession

    Twitter: @lexishaye_

    83.

    adam lambert and jesy nelson https://t.co/ulE8JSFUcV

    Twitter: @ivanalysette