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I've been a lady of leisure for 2 weeks. How am I supposed to go back to work????
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I still don’t believe this happened 😂😂 https://t.co/mMwOXl8UtY
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Nigga think this is Zack and Cody https://t.co/FOeYhViB3H
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“why are you as a man on a mountain with 3 other men???” -me screaming at Mount Rushmore at the top of my lungs
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I hate the way us Brits abbreviate terms, why did I see someone call a mental breakdown a Menty B 😭🤣
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not Wednesday L. Jackson 🤦🏽♀️
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then why is it flat https://t.co/FL6tyRUJBo
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When I get to the friend who pH balance a lil off https://t.co/a69egpX7wv
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https://t.co/ffY9OoYOpM
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https://t.co/O9rImotWD8
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Jane Seymour ya kna https://t.co/aWeegkMm8J
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Those boxes added 20% to the taste. Put it on a plate and it’ll taste different. https://t.co/guhJqMZAg1
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*checks bank account* *checks calendar* Oh. 🥲
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked footage from the fight that took place between Harry and William #HarryTheInterview
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being able to see a nigga's low balance and still thirsting for him daodjaidj oh she was gone https://t.co/HS9jvdGZoZ
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Like he was telling ppl the club was whack 😩😂😂 https://t.co/zYFCMTI6Ob
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My momma when she was my age vs her now
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When there’s a Black presenter for a category with a Black nominee, you can tell by their face RIGHT when they open that envelope if we won LMAO #GoldenGlobes
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https://t.co/0cHDiymd5p
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“Fastest selling non-fiction book of all time…” William right now
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purrrrfectly https://t.co/WO6ocKyEsD
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https://t.co/PfwqKem1Pp
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In 2016 i almost got shot on a Philly bus. The bullet came through the window where i was sitting, but i got up to stand by the backdoor because i had to fart. https://t.co/i4eXrvIpqU
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RIP Lisa Marie Presley. Janet’s interlude was one of the first introductions I had to Lisa as a kid lol.
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it be your own niggas https://t.co/xedSAegQbq
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Can I just say every man I like Lori Harvey ends up dating like I’m not mad but Chelsea come on now
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Retail workers just fell to their knees https://t.co/QyAHh9e5HG
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HMRC https://t.co/lbsPXsrAyJ
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One of my favorite things about the Black experience is forcing another black person to remember someone with little to no details 😭
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https://t.co/oMNVLQqgUl
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Grown ass women and ya mama still got you showing company ya lil dance https://t.co/ry5Udu8KoK
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except you https://t.co/dTM7BNuHiK
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A THREAD???? https://t.co/mGAh7tqfrY
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she’s not smart omg https://t.co/EiQ90wwg45
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Why wouldn’t Crips be over C’s https://t.co/bbalnqxBww
36.
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift
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you've never been a baby... https://t.co/AvNC389Cnb
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His mans had to hold him back tell him act like you been here before 😭😭😭 https://t.co/aVPIxRwpDO
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It was my strength when i was weak. It was my voice when i couldn't speak. It was me eyes when i couldn't see. It saw the best in me 😅 https://t.co/8r3AdjaKcJ
40.
Love Island the 2nd biggest British employer of light skin men, only behind JD https://t.co/qITlLUCWDu
41.
That sculpture is a celebration of Baby Boy
42.
Still floored by the fight her one Black grandparent put up 😳
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Baby: *cooing* Black people: “YEA, AND WHAT ELSE?”
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i shouldn’t be laughing the way i am
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And he's back home! 🤭 https://t.co/Fi1Xv3tDla
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Hold on now — https://t.co/CgtbSkpmb0
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https://t.co/j33WXykGQK
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https://t.co/8r7YZjfXFy
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For Cheryl Cole to be the headline act? No thanks. https://t.co/pjpbH80rQ4
50.
They just asked me to make an excel document at work, omg they’re onto me 😭
51.
Beyoncé putting On The Run visuals on Peacock proves that we have to be more specific with our prayers…
52.
Still I Munch? https://t.co/Un3LeTWVT0
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Boy do I have a drug for you https://t.co/azW4uuATdi
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Beyoncé’s stomach gotta be bubbling real bad now this is her first shift in years
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URGENT!!!!! Ever since she got the moderna vaccine she has not been able to stop shaking and vibrating!! Its too late for her but please protect yourselves and your loved ones!!!!!
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Who broke her sole?☹️ https://t.co/ZpM0H00Q74
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I know a “stop it right now” moment when I see one 💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/CBJiAIJaq1
58.
Kelly Price was strong as hell throwing a treadmill off the balcony
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Beyoncé: no phones at this performance Every person in attendance:
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Lmaoo he still got his jacket on he not staying long https://t.co/YucwbSfmui
61.
Me seeing people from high school in public
62.
Ashanti been on vacation for like eight years https://t.co/nVZxQWqAS7
63.
Are you shagging a shepherd? https://t.co/Ydao1yUckO
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What deacon are you thirst trappin for??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/G4yYDIJ8LF
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She look like WEB Du Bois. I’m HOLLERING https://t.co/7AinhfCiPL
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Lost me at cleaning a man’s room https://t.co/MKuf6tKlzT
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You gotta put this one off to the side and save it for last https://t.co/RhtgyaVCT2
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This hey Arnold ass music https://t.co/VPUHb2A5DO
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I know y’all saw what I saw https://t.co/E1u6GWTubk
70.
when it comes to men from Insecure, why y’all left him out of the convo?
71.
nothing could’ve prepared me for the second frame like. at all. https://t.co/hHvAAaLq2R
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my husband finally got added to the family group chat, and it was all going well until he started debunking my mom's mass-forwarded WhatsApp Aunty propaganda, complete with diagrams 💀 How do I explain that correcting false facts is his love language???
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If Judge Judy dragged me like this on national TV I would change my name and leave the country.
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Wu, Homecoming Warrior. https://t.co/kP7vKrHJP1