The World Might Be Ending, But We'll Always Have Black Twitter – Here Are 59 Tweets That Had Me Rolling This August
"may all your delulu come trululu".
1.
Aliens been here 5mins and already got their own shows https://t.co/70Gmq7mwQo
— Tyrell Charles (@TheoriesByT) August 2, 2023
2.
Black don’t crack cuz he look good af! https://t.co/7d8lCNT7Xm
— Mel (@TheBaddestMitch) August 2, 2023
3.
This right here. 💯 https://t.co/YuMEJTZrBf pic.twitter.com/7VwmwyWIkC
— Ted Lassø 🎲 (@Fixo10) May 25, 2023
4.
Why is there a roof shingle on it? https://t.co/Fw6jlbyZGi
— DJ Khaled’s Stunt Double (@tzimm89) August 2, 2023
5.
Toni Childs speaking about Maya’s son: https://t.co/XY9InGjKRy
— Not Scam Likely, Scam For Sure (@OkSoMik) August 3, 2023
6.
the power of a beard, I’m telling y’all. Beards are the lace wigs for men lmao. https://t.co/sRT6lDBQdQ
— Sean Garrette (@seangarrette) August 3, 2023
7.
why he took the picture like he flew her out? 😭😭😭 https://t.co/hIa6pqWN3P
— 𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 ꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ (@soushisgodmuvaa) August 3, 2023
8.
Olivia Pope’s dad: https://t.co/fC8X958NGH
— The Rogue Princess (@ShenaeCurry) August 4, 2023
9.
Because my mom put a relaxer in my hair when i was a kid https://t.co/PiJuW5FYFU
— Buss Down Betz (@bettynixx) August 5, 2023
10.
I’m convinced this is what Jesus be doing when he not answering my prayers https://t.co/Em2mtK1xuC
— Grip Bayless (@talleyberrybaby) August 5, 2023
11.
Johnathan Minors https://t.co/z1UyS3UcOE
— jCann (@TheRealJCann) August 5, 2023
12.
Never thought n*gger navy would come full circle so literally.
— AT (@primediscussion) August 6, 2023
13.
Wow she has two heads 😍😍😍 https://t.co/hKbVRXOwKN
— Tolly (@tolly_t) August 7, 2023
14.
I thought this was a lightskin joint leaning on the glass against an infinity pool https://t.co/kHIYsFPGpu
— [HB] RAINEY™ (@RaineyOvalle) August 8, 2023
15.
"You don see am" https://t.co/qQg6EB3wmC
— Beverley (@BeverleyMeya) August 7, 2023
16.
Laughing at my manager’s jokes before requesting leave: pic.twitter.com/kNSX5MrEIq
— Lisakhanya (@lee_Duruwe_) August 8, 2023
17.
https://t.co/jzWsCmlVi7 pic.twitter.com/BCiX4YnpNe
— DJannix🇹🇹 (@DJannixx) August 10, 2023
18.
Go to war? https://t.co/K7YVnrCrJP
— Allyiah✨ (@AllyiahsFace) August 11, 2023
19.
WHAT THE FUCK. I YELLED. OMGGG. pic.twitter.com/OnjDYdi3GB
— kaid ♤ (@haworthes) August 11, 2023
20.
You know you that fish when you cause all this conversation https://t.co/PKYeFmOAr3
— Ashley K. (@AshleyKSmalls) August 13, 2023
21.
I can’t even describe how many bodies this is https://t.co/SVVAIs4Nrk
— Aisha ☆ (@princessaiomii) August 14, 2023
23.
blue waffles really came a long way considering her past https://t.co/cjNi637HqS
— ISAIAH ★💋 (@spookysai) August 14, 2023
24.
BAAAD bitch, i’m the bar pic.twitter.com/9BBGAP7tnW
— seraph (@seraphfem) August 15, 2023
25.
not civil rights & the city https://t.co/ekaXZjM9Gv
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) August 14, 2023
26.
I’m doing the Beautiful Liar choreo here https://t.co/k7QtaAggxe
— ꜱɪʟᴋᴋ ᴅᴀ ꜱᴏᴀᴋᴀʜ (@soberthots_) August 14, 2023
27.
He standing on Jermaine Dupri. https://t.co/ZI94RAVQ6p
— Bella Joy Ancora (@BellaJoyAgain) August 14, 2023
28.
Nobody:
— a-aron (@TheRealAjay_) August 15, 2023
Alicia Keys: i won’t tellll
Jermaine Paul: I WONT TELLLLLLLLL https://t.co/cPJZ1N4oY0 pic.twitter.com/lAYPGk9diA
29.
This is how guys were getting guns into Hayatt lounge. https://t.co/CBlpz2iOQW
— Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 (@myles_morris) August 15, 2023
30.
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9J9nB2vWJZ https://t.co/vSbwxi3X6s
— Unc. (@mbnmoody) August 15, 2023
31.
Serving face. https://t.co/uzGoeeQpKh
— Keabetswe🌬 (@akreana_) August 16, 2023
32.
why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone? https://t.co/NlG7Wf3CC3
— anania ☆ (@Anania00) August 16, 2023
33.
So he’s still unemployed? https://t.co/bzp3mNMOzb
— Comorienne 🇰🇲 (@_ShamGod) August 16, 2023
34.
They do it for the national anthem, moments of silence, but can’t do it for a BLACK WOMAN?!? https://t.co/QyGwdZDrFe pic.twitter.com/dwKh7ZGSTt
— PrEPpa Pig 🐝 (@ThereGoesTonio) August 10, 2023
35.
Bruh the Latte is shaking ass!?! This the most atlanta shit ever 😂🤣 https://t.co/26zqaVzz4v
— Atlanta Hood Historian (@kodakk6000) August 16, 2023
36.
I really be reading work emails like “lol ok”
— lil cheesecake (@jinmarieee) August 18, 2023
37.
Why this feel like a threat? 😭 https://t.co/TteWbIaqU3
— Nile (@nilodile) August 19, 2023
38.
Don’t Play With the Ungodly Hour https://t.co/ijmfapy1yq
— the exception (@FreeDoc13_) August 19, 2023
39.
I broke my roommates clavicle in college. Looking at this video I honestly have no idea how we’re still friends. I now think he’s playing the long game. https://t.co/xn5lJCHY9L
— Deante’ Hitchcock (@DeanteVH) August 19, 2023
40.
Ain’t this a Bruno Mars song? https://t.co/vlE6yP9rDA
— dev from house slytherin 💻 (@urbeardedlover) August 19, 2023
41.
can fried rice see tomorrow? https://t.co/ptArUasbM7
— a⌥o (@_xxdr0) August 19, 2023
42.
Burpees is just too dramatic. https://t.co/ydqsGSUaIr
— The Rogue Princess (@ShenaeCurry) August 20, 2023
43.
Me trying to hypnotize my friends cat into sitting on my lap and letting me pet them pic.twitter.com/O3W8hZ1Cvc
— The Taurus Final Boss (@jaxajueny) August 25, 2023
44.
Rihanna done had two babies an chrisean still pregnant what is going on
— solé (@layxsnv) August 25, 2023
45.
If I fail an eye test, what makes you thinks I’ll pass exams? https://t.co/NrSfjMkw7X
— Zizi🌸 (@yonwaba_mzizi) August 26, 2023
46.
Dark at 8pm? pic.twitter.com/MH0gpLxeXJ
— sharn. (@splashofshxrn) August 27, 2023
47.
“When I See All Up In Your Mind” pic.twitter.com/QI1Rq5UXpR
— im going to see the creole texan 🐎🪩 (@JustSomeLuhBoi) August 27, 2023
48.
Have literally been out 11 nights in a row! Dua Lipa, how do you do this?? I’m on my knees! 😭
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) August 27, 2023
49.
church girl - beyoncé pic.twitter.com/b2CNG2L1cb
— confidence activist (@sicksadchris) August 27, 2023
50.
Took “Black women in tech” to a whole new level https://t.co/ywFFnyuWtO
— MANNY | #TCMSHOW 🎙️ (@THEECLASSICMAN) August 28, 2023
51.
… @god https://t.co/eVBjy2CO3b pic.twitter.com/bGAPBHedPr
— THIQUE (@ScottieBeam) August 29, 2023
52.
That poop on the first day of your period should clear up any confusion to what God’s gender is.
— Project Pat Robertson (@Kyla_Lacey) August 28, 2023
54.
“QUICK, ANDY’S COMING!”
— The Moment. (@itsKARY_) August 29, 2023
Andy’s toys: pic.twitter.com/27BsM7GYf4
55.
What’s Hobie Brown’s sexuality?
— Okiro (@TheFirstOkiro) August 28, 2023
Hobie: https://t.co/JUHm8WHDSs
56.
But I mean nothing screams 80s more than grown adults playing teens https://t.co/MJQNzMNR9Z
— K | 🧥 (@taissasvan) August 29, 2023
57.
Reverse colourism to earn coin? This may be the biggest and well thought out scam of the century https://t.co/CwpEZukkSZ pic.twitter.com/MdcQPPdQvs
— Lateef (@LateefSaka) August 29, 2023
58.
*Smacks knee* RIGHT! Let me get my shit together! https://t.co/5On9e14DDl
— Nai. (@Nai__xo) August 29, 2023