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If I was Neyo wife I’d be posting nothing but pictures of him without a hat.
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I’m voting conservative next election because I can’t keep losing every single vote of my adult life like this sorry #LoveIsland
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Kelis calling Beyoncé a pawn of Satan just means Beyoncé is back at her peak powers. That's straight from the circa 2009 Sasha Fierce era playbook when Single Ladies was the biggest song in the world. The Queen is back!
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#LoveIsland North Londoners tonight:
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“50” “longtime love” “23” https://t.co/glA6uLWbtM
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Wife: Can you give me a massage but JUST a massage?
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Monkeypox is scary but having a baby father is scarier, i fear https://t.co/omIixrWBBx
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The term “homewrecker” is actually quite funny because the villain is the one already inside the house. 🤣
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That calf is a savage 🤣
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I only have five HBO shows in my hand, the shows that I do not call must IMMEDIATELY pack your things, and go. home. So who stays in this competition?
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😑 Big Mama don't know how to stream! https://t.co/Vbrc66WuJj
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My 7 month old daughter said "mommy you're single, I understand how hard it is to do things on your own sometimes. I love you please let me pump for you, it's the least I could do" ❤️grateful for her fr
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LORD, THEY DOWN HERE GIVING US BILLS EVERY MONTH AFTER YOU DONE PAID IT ALL 😭😭😭😭
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The planes just a-swervin’. https://t.co/xlQvBfzFT0
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Nigga this jim jones https://t.co/5kEhJZqpnR
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we gotta discuss how Bron is really a compulsive liar 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ONEzlRrdWh
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TFL at midnight
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I’m tired of paying for things
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Into the THIQUE of it https://t.co/TixbNfbQI2
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Niggas really getting bored on this earth https://t.co/xV9eHRuC6P
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This is why Beyoncé doesn’t do interviews anymore
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not one… but two pandemics.
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https://t.co/3xfD0WJXFq
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lisa bonet when she meets lisa durag
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This girl teaching her cat pole tricks got me ctfu
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The way Mo'nique cut Charlemagne to the white meat! https://t.co/icfzIwX5hE
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I made a list of restaurants for a boys trip, and they called me a yelp ass nigga https://t.co/v9FbzQKnwB
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My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” 😂
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Ambulances and fire trucks when you in the way:
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bro where’s the CAR
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nigga #52 stole the ball and passed it to his self and dunked it 😂😂 that movie is chaotic https://t.co/hZdNsVAgJr
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😂😂 https://t.co/CFbl7w2xpd
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Nah he violated 🤣😭
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U forgot to say Purrrrr broski https://t.co/Fareb2sGMq
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bro breathing hard as hell it’s one of them trips https://t.co/pfKTBNvqS9
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@TIDAL Ok Mr. Carter! You better write for the gworls!
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me in my green card interview https://t.co/ZZqFe1AABk
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Women keep telling y’all that our foremothers didn’t want to be in their marriages but they had lil options. Men keep saying “how yall know?” THEY TOLD US!!!
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This nigga is 37, good job, no kids, single…in Atlanta…I know this man wife finna be mad at me.
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Also known as "Ůsmëllļìkėøus§idê" https://t.co/BTj3ZHZdHA
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We gotta get this man cooking license taken away
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If you forgot to defrost meat for your parents between 1974 and 2004, you may be entitled to compensation. https://t.co/M0ISkvII5z
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I know that hurt him 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This Sandra Bullock https://t.co/jS4XwbwcJN
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My WhatsApp DP before my mum called vs My WhatsApp DP after 🤣😭
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I’ll always crack the fck up at this video🤣🤣🤣
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saving the earth ain't worth this i fear https://t.co/Ae4yRIezeY
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Crash from Tracy Beaker was truly a lot of people's first 'I can fix him' moment What a legacy
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welcome aboard everyone i’m your pilot amelia earhart https://t.co/7MUr5haUpW
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Talking stages were dropped into the black community by the CIA to stop the progression of the black love
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“Ppl do shit like that” LMFAO she was mad
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Not enough nepotism in the community, I don't like that https://t.co/zAsOpTBfO5
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I be hella fake at work using words I never use in my real life like “awesome”
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Angela Davis please … https://t.co/d0axoxWey9
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That nigga did the Quagmire at the end 😭😭😭😭