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Which Type Of Dave Are You?

Take this personality quiz to find out which type of Dave you are!

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  1. What does your ideal Friday night sound like?

    Party at South Main
    Making battlecries in Notre Dame
    Going to the bars
    Staying in to study orgo
    Getting drunk at a hockey game
    Kicking back beers with 6C
  2. What's your favorite food?

    PB & J
    PB & J
    2 PB & J and finish neither
    2 PB & J and finish neither
    Salad
    Salad
    Protein Shake
    Protein Shake
    Ramen
    Ramen
    Gatorade
    Gatorade
  3. What do you usually do at parties?

    Funnel beers in the bathroom
    Make out with some random chick
    Stand on a chair and scream nonsense
    N/A because I don't drink
    Play beer pong
    Funnel straight liquor
  4. What's most important to you in life?

    Playing Chel
    Getting good grades in school
    Getting shit faced
    Getting puss
    Winning games
    Scratching your balls
  5. What do people like most about you?

    You're funny
    You're charismatic
    You're helpful
    You're crazy
    You're a solid friend
    You're the life of the party
  6. What's the best way to put your mind at ease?

    Playing Chel
    Kicking back a beer
    Going to sports practice
    Sleeping through practice
    Doing your homework
    Making autism noises

Which Type Of Dave Are You?

You got: Hockey Dave

You're the fucking man. Saving shots and fucking hot bitches. You're on fire on and off the ice. Everyone wants to be your best friend and every girl wants your dick. Hockey Dave is an all around sick dude who's just one of the bros.

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You got: Professional Dave

You're a fucking stickler. You're in the library all weekend studying for an exam that's two weeks away. You are polite to RAs and you say hi to public safety when they walk in. If you weren't at ACPHS you would probably be a high school chemistry teacher. No one really fucks with you.

Professional Dave
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You got: Retarded Dave

You're fucking autistic. You let out battlecries and speak in gibberish more than you do in English. Everyone just keeps you around cause you're funny to laugh at but you're genuinely just a retarded fuck. Eat shit and get off the fucking spectrum.

Retarded Dave
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You got: Lax Dave

You're a straight savage. Bouncing a lax ball off the wall is your favorite hobby. You're chill as fuck and your best friend is Mike Bardino.

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You got: Blackout Dave

You're a fucking shit show, honestly. You need to get your life together because everyone is done with your bullshit. You've shat on a South Hall wall and you've openly screamed the n-word at a South Main party. The next day you regret everything, but that doesn't stop you from doing the same thing next weekend. You crazy fucktard.

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You got: Drunk Dave

Ohhhh shit. Here he is. You're the life of the party cause you're screaming "Get fucking drunk!" at any possible second. You funnel and chug beers like no other. The first thing you do when you're back in the dorms is make a fucking sandwich. In your free time you play the Chel with your boys. All around, you're alright.

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