Party at South MainMaking battlecries in Notre DameGoing to the barsStaying in to study orgoGetting drunk at a hockey gameKicking back beers with 6C
PB & J2 PB & J and finish neitherSaladProtein ShakeRamenGatorade
Funnel beers in the bathroomMake out with some random chickStand on a chair and scream nonsenseN/A because I don't drinkPlay beer pongFunnel straight liquor
Playing ChelGetting good grades in schoolGetting shit facedGetting pussWinning gamesScratching your balls
You're funnyYou're charismaticYou're helpfulYou're crazyYou're a solid friendYou're the life of the party
Playing ChelKicking back a beerGoing to sports practiceSleeping through practiceDoing your homeworkMaking autism noises
Which Type Of Dave Are You?
You're the fucking man. Saving shots and fucking hot bitches. You're on fire on and off the ice. Everyone wants to be your best friend and every girl wants your dick. Hockey Dave is an all around sick dude who's just one of the bros.
You're a fucking stickler. You're in the library all weekend studying for an exam that's two weeks away. You are polite to RAs and you say hi to public safety when they walk in. If you weren't at ACPHS you would probably be a high school chemistry teacher. No one really fucks with you.
You're fucking autistic. You let out battlecries and speak in gibberish more than you do in English. Everyone just keeps you around cause you're funny to laugh at but you're genuinely just a retarded fuck. Eat shit and get off the fucking spectrum.
You're a straight savage. Bouncing a lax ball off the wall is your favorite hobby. You're chill as fuck and your best friend is Mike Bardino.
You're a fucking shit show, honestly. You need to get your life together because everyone is done with your bullshit. You've shat on a South Hall wall and you've openly screamed the n-word at a South Main party. The next day you regret everything, but that doesn't stop you from doing the same thing next weekend. You crazy fucktard.
Ohhhh shit. Here he is. You're the life of the party cause you're screaming "Get fucking drunk!" at any possible second. You funnel and chug beers like no other. The first thing you do when you're back in the dorms is make a fucking sandwich. In your free time you play the Chel with your boys. All around, you're alright.