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Which Joe Bouffard Story Best Represents Your Life?

Stop dropping hints like 'nam and take this Bouff-tacular step on the path to self-realization.

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  1. Which Bouffard family member do you identify most with?

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    Joe
    Joe
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    Ben
    Ben
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    Sammy
    Sammy
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    Missy
    Missy
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    JP
    JP
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    Ella/Gypsy
    Ella/Gypsy
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    Dante Pellicoro
    Dante Pellicoro
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    Ben Koz
    Ben Koz
  2. It's Saturday night. How are you spending your time?

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    Hooking up with a girl in your Mazda CX-5
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    Singing your heart out for 36 Mad Ave and being the biggest a capella heartthrob since... uhh...
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    Watching a MOVIE with Ben in Manville
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    Pounding down Landsharks with the boys while wearing a shirt that says "Don't Bro Me 'til You Know Me"
  3. What's your favorite Bouffard-approved MOVIE?

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    Sausage Party
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    The Shining
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    Cars 3
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    Shrek
  4. What's your favorite Joe-approved restaurant?

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    Five Guys
    Five Guys
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    Halal Bros
    Halal Bros
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    Missy's Kitchen
    Missy's Kitchen
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    Wawa
    Wawa
  5. If your mom took you to Denver for vacation, what would you be most excited for?

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    A Denver Broncos preseason game
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    Smoking weed in a place that isn't Hicks' Tract or the parking lot behind Sonic
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    A Green Day concert
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    The opportunity to blast music in your mom's ear while she sleeps
  6. What school attended by friends and associates of Joe would you most want to attend?

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    The University of Maryland, College Park
    The University of Maryland, College Park
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    Montclair State University
    Montclair State University
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    Stockton University
    Stockton University
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    Drew University
    Drew University
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    Rutgers University
    Rutgers University
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    The Hartt School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
    The Hartt School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
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    Fordham University
    Fordham University
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    Watchung Hills Regional High School
    Watchung Hills Regional High School
  7. What's your favorite word for a group of people that Joe would use at the beginning of one of his stories?

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    Guys
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    Boys
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    Bros
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    N*gs
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    Pals
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    Squad
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    Compatriots
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    Homies
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