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16 Things That Are Better Off Not Being Made By You

With all the time on your hands this summer, you’ll want to make things. And that’s cool. Just don’t make these.

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1. Parachutes

2. Car Radios

3. Blowfish Dishes

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...can turn into this. It's not worth it.
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...can turn into this. It's not worth it.

4. Seatbelts

5. Bike Helmets

6. Fireworks

Once again, it’s not worth it.
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Once again, it’s not worth it.

7. Eyebrow Piercings

8. Bangs

9. Cellphones

10. Fruit Cake

O.k. You can make fruitcake. It’s not hard to do. But no one’s going to eat it.
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O.k. You can make fruitcake. It’s not hard to do. But no one’s going to eat it.

11. Money

Because that’s illegal.
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Because that’s illegal.

12. Toilets

Because, why would you want to?
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Because, why would you want to?

13. Braces

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14. Motorcycle Headlights

15. Significant Others

(*cough*…Manti Te’o…*cough cough*)
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(*cough*…Manti Te’o…*cough cough*)

16. Hot Tub Time Machines

17. Hope we didn’t crush your dreams. But if so, here’s one thing we do recommend you do this summer.

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